Oooo, this one actually happened to me. Head on collision with a barrier at 80mph, fell asleep at the wheel after getting out of a 27 day stint in the ICU. Dare To Be Stupid by Weird Al was playing when i collided.
ICU: back so soon, did you miss us?
Like a Surgeon…
Don’t stop me now
I Love It, by Icona Pop
“I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs I crashed my car into the bridge I don’t care, I love it I don’t care”
A friend of mine had a partner who, after a rainstorm, crashed the friend’s truck into a (side of a) bridge. At the time this song was peaking in popularity, and I felt bad for them but the friend thought it was hilarious, as we’d often sing that song when hanging out.
Nothing too bad, just embarrassment and a replacement bumper and such.
Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
I can’t drive 55.
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! BADA BUM BUM! BADA BUM BUM BUM!
ITS THE AMERICAN DRAGON!!!
