I worked for a manufacturer on the engineering side for a while, and we had this absolute manipulator cunt in HR, basically throwing the CEO’s name around like it was a pass to commit murder.
Once the CEO found out some of the shit she pulled, he dropped the ban hammer immediately. It was such a relief to us all, we were literally skipping and hopping in the hallways shouting “ding dong! the witch is dead!” It was a great moment until we realized a few months later half of the shit she did actually came from him and nothing really changed.
That last point may or may not be relevant to current times.
Yeah that’s the worst he was not mad at the actions he was made she was throwing his name around. She was ment to be plausible deniability.
Exactly, you get what I’m trying to say. That and it isn’t just one person/entity that is the issue.
Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?
It was a firing, but also booted from the company servers
I recommend the failure horns from the Price is Right.
It would be HILARIOUS if a military band did that instead of playing Hail to the Chief. He gets off Air Force One and you just hear Fum fum fu fuuum, DUUUUURG.
I could not for the life of me remember what the price is right failure horn sounded like.
Then I read your comment and it was like a bolt into my soul.
Well done, sir.
It has lyrics: You lost the game. Daaang.
I just looked that up, and… TIL where that sound clip came from.
He doesn’t deserve it. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.
I would piss on his grave, though
Okay, but let me shit on it first, please.
And my barf!
Now now. Let’s not be rude here! The back of the queue is three times round the block!
Waste of good piss
I’m not so sure. Get a few dozen full honey trucks that have been roasting in the sun for a few weeks, and have ‘em unload on him. That seems like a fitting purpose for sewage.
Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.
I’m not trying to be nice about the death of the fascist, and mar-a-fucko’s already a steaming pile of shit, so there wouldn’t be much difference by dumping on him there.
Fair.
It’s not for him, it’s for everyone who had to survive.
How about “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang? “Celebrate good times, come on!”
That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!
I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.
How about “Witch, watch, the ding dong’s dead” instead?
Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.
You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.
I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
Damn! You would have legal proof!
And lots of articles as bragging rights!
But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.
I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.
Ding dong the witch is dead. I remember that. Good Times.
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Ding dong the dick is dead.
Ding dong the orange is dead
It’s gotta be something kids can sing. But what’s another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?
The poo pants man is dead!
The poo pants man is dead!
His pants are clean
The country’s keen
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Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
ding dong the bitch is dead
I’d put good money on there already being some pretty good bangers waiting in the vault.
“Bangers in the Vault”, another British classic about Margaret Thatcher.
Currently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about “the waiting is the hardest part” seems appropriate.
Words that rhyme with Trump: chump, grump, slump, bump, rump, lump, hump, Gump, dump, frump(y), pump, thump, clump, stump…
For Don: gone, pawn, prawn, fong, jong, con, QAnon, Mastadon…
There’s some pretty inspiring stuff to work with here for sure.
We can adapt one of theirs, how about “Tamp the dirt down” by Elvis Costello?
Perhaps they can use Lily Allen’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE – she’s from UK but oh well
