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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower

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Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    1 month ago

    From: Dad

    Subject: FW FW fw fw FW fw fw SO TRUE!!!.

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    I believe you misunderstood. It’s likely that this is the kind of bar to which they were referring:

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      Good thing Rudy Giuliani was disbarred, then! He’s the LAST creature you’d want turning up in your shower!

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        He comes out of the drain.

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        I don’t know why you got a downvote. That was some John Carpenter level horror right there.

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      What? Clearly they meant a pull up bar so they can keep working on their mobility and back strength in the shower.

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        I would unironically like a pull-up bar in my shower if I had the ceiling height for it. Dangerous? Sure. But where would we be as a society if we let risk aversion take control?

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    I’d need those bottles to be plastic. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it.

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      Just take a shot and don’t worry about it

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        I like my blood to be as thin as possible when I send thousands of tiny glass shards at high speed into my naked legs and feet and nutsack under warm running water.

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    Poor choice of alcohol. I’d rather slip, fall and break my back than having to drink Jack Daniel’s.

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    Like anyone can afford to talk to a doctor any more.

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