…and given the cost of housing, only rich kids get egged.
Egg prices are only spiking in one country. The rest of us have stable egg prices.
Also they probably still have lots of toilet paper left over from the covid days. (Is that still a thing on the US? I only know of it from movies)
Am I the only one who lops Fabergé eggs at my uncles Scottish castle
Hey, poor people could probably invest mere pennies in bird flu infected and/or plain rotten eggs to egg the rich…
Every crisis is an opportunity.
And the really rich kids get to use ostrich eggs.
Organic free range obviously
The new Beavis and Butthead had a segment where they borrowed eggs and tp from a rich family to throw at their house.
Can’t make an omelette without breaking the bank.
That or thieves
That or people who don’t live in the US. So, most people.
