Cheese fondue.

That’s true. Funny how many people don’t seem to care.

This started during his first term already. That’s when Robert Lauder started pushing him to take Greenland.

The husband of a friend of mine voted Trump both times. He’s recently joined the protests. But he will still vote R.

Another friend votes Trump “because the family has always voted R.” And she’s a frigging STEM professor.

Sooooo… you somehow need better Republicans.

They’re not going to vote for an alternative unless they’re convinced Trump is bad for them.

That 500 million was pretty paltry already.

That just means you’re not an adult, not that you’re not old. And I’m saying that as a 58-year old.

Just eat properly and stop buying supplements.

Fibre plus plenty of liquids.

I can remember more about my first 30 years than my last 28 years.

I read that as “you’re mum’s dad”.

Spelling matters.

That’s why clay pigeon shooters only load one cartridge at the time and only once it’s their turn.

Russia has very strict gun controls.

And guns are expensive.

Naw, I’m a chicken.

Could you not? I work for a citizen journalism network and shit like that is incredibly harmful.

Look, mate, accidents happen. If you don’t want to get a lady pregnant, don’t have sex with the lady.

There’s a time and a place for that, but sometimes you just want them to not run across the road right now.

Edit for the Bylines network.

The Great War channel on YouTube.

For fiction: Band of Brothers.

Ah. I can’t walk around the block. I have CFS and post exertional malaise.