Biden is being a gentleman doing what is expected of him and accepting that the public elected a sack of shit who didn’t even show up for Biden’s inauguration and tried to seize the government. The point is, the public did elect the sack of shit this time, and Biden respects that. He’s doing his job, no matter how hard he’s gonna have to wash that hand.
I’m just gonna keep hammering this in for a while. 81 million Democrats voted in 2020, but only 71 million this year. Trump won by 3.5 million. But hey, at least all you righteous little angels aren’t “complicit in genocide”, right? Think about that while you polish your halos. YOU did this.
I miss my Daisy. Fuck Addison’s disease.
When I was a Catholic school kid we had a joke, how do you know the pope isn’t gay? Because he wouldn’t wear THAT robe with THOSE shoes!
Lemmings gonna lem, but I blame the millions of Dems who stayed home because Kamala didn’t meet their moral purity standards and they refused to be “complicit in genocide”. Cuz everyone knows it’s better to walk over broken glass barefoot than wear uncomfortable shoes, right? If some of the 10 million who voted in 2020 but not 2024 had bothered to show up, we’d be looking at a very different story. Righteous dumbfucks.
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More and more 70s-90s SNL skits are coming to life for real.
First one I remember was when the Gillette Track 2 twin-bladed razor came out. The ads showed an animation of how the first blade pulls the whisker out slightly, then the second blade cuts it off, allowing what’s left to snap back below the skin for a super-close shave. SNL made a parody ad for a triple-bladed razor where the second blade pulls it out even more and the third one cuts it. The slogan was: “the new Track 3 - because you’ll believe ANYTHING!” Within a year there were actual triple-bladed razors.
Shamma llama dingdong!
Claiming he was attacked by a demon apparently didn’t get him enough attention.
Get your hands off me you damn dirty APE!
yeah No.
Again, this isn’t vote counts it’s votes by party. We were getting these counts before election day as ballots were received, because they are validated upon receipt, thus identifying the voter and their party before counting who they voted for.
Wouldn’t tickle my funny bone.
Ummm the votes aren’t counted but they have been received and accepted, which means the voters’ names and parties are known. We were getting numbers of voters by party for weeks before election day as mail-in ballots were received. But you’re getting a lot of upvotes so clearly you must be right anyway.
The ones who didn’t show up elected Trump. Good job, self-righteous dipshits.
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Exactly, he’ll have to scrub the shit off that hand but he’s doing his job anyway. People have a high school sophomore attitude about everything.