Rosalina is clearly the thinking man’s rideable sidekick.
I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
la petite mort
I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
orgasm
The only wrong answer is Toad.
Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?
You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding
Dude, he’s literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.
The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.
That’s getting into a philosophical space.
Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?
Bowser the power bottom
“Gay Bowsey”
“So long gay Bowser!”
-Mario