Look at that face! That is someone that doesn’t give two licks about getting candy. That is the face of someone who knows how to put the sugar back into the cane!

🍞🎁This holiday season give a eToast gift carb! Unsolicitedly surprise your breadies with a reloadable gift card and a loaf they can use to toast ad-free or purchase a loaf of their own! 🍞🎁

A very specific type of data center called a scaleable private data center – mainly used by one entity, one private purpose, designed to be infinity sized-up. Not to be confused with other valuable purposed data centers. Some examples include…

• telecommunications public sector (911, gov’t, schools, local tv & radio)
• telecommunications private sector (global phone, tv, radio, satellite uplinks)
• internet services (aws, cdn, db, backends)

You can generally tell which is which. A properly planned civil infrastructure takes years or decades to plan. The other is a rush “fly-by-night” build.

Face down, apu up? This is how airplanes like to…
Well, it depends exactly where the auxillary power unit is. Sometimes it is near the wing box. So it could look like this…

In as little as 6 to 19 months, smaller craft can produce an air-wothiness certificate!

Comedian The Greg Wilson without the moustache kind of looks like a super paranoid Mulder from X-Files… and Latino Ross from Frends.

For automatics… P-R-Ñ-D-L

Also stars and diamonds. I guess a star is a kind of butthole.

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Crack a fat ~ Pitch a tent

Alternative Matrix… Morpheus: You think that’s air you’re breathing? When you poop where do you think it goes?

California generational farming. It’s wising up, but ever so slowly. Blue Diamond Almond company, I’d say, is about half its presence now since 2000. Before 2000 the irrigation canals was practically free-flowing year-round. It’s a cash crop – so if it can grow, you know. But yeah, it is still over-the-top for a naturally arid area.

Store shoppe needs to be called Yeast Confections or Ken’s Sticky Fried Lickin’s or Dohhh-face.

CEO: Spending money is too slow. Can we possibly spend money even faster?
CEO2: We’re working on accountants that can eat gold bars out of the safe on demand.

Fun sci-fi fact!
A quiet theory in the Star Trek universe says Earth became a 2-class society (ultra poor or ultra rich). The rich ventures into space while the poor still struggles even though money\working isn’t really a thing; sort of. Character Zefram Cochrane hated this with a passion. He invented warp drive, but lived in skid row.

“Come on, mateys, step in time…
Load the magazine, step in time…
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme…
Fire at will, step in time!”

Gravity indeed.

Comedian Fred Berry, the guy who played Rerun from “What’s Happening”, came with headliner Pauly Shore at a stand-up show in my hometown back in like 2000. Famous for his high voice, high energy, and red beret - he accidentally walked right off the frontend of the stage mid-set. He was portly, so it wasn’t graceful. He continues the rest of his set in the pit until he introduces Pauly on stage – to which Pauly books it top speed and jumps in after him.
MC: Would you 2 fools get outta there!
Pauly: No. We like down here!
Rerun: We’ve accepted our fate. It’s closer to hell down here.
Pauly: Trust me, I’d be easier if you just bring everyone into the pit.

In a parallel universe… DOGE Musk deploys his cybernavy in a attempt to blockade the Strait of Hormuz. A flotilla of teslas was dropped into the waters only to immediately burst into flames due to the salt water. A 2nd wave of cars stationed on a base in Egypt sympathetically started smoking. “They were fully-automated and remoted-in and we couldn’t turn them off without a forced uptdate”, said reassigned Space Force baseman. Musk sent a recall patch to the surviving smoldering fleet. The cars (including 14,211 unrelated privately-owned teslas) started self-driving to the nearest Tesla repair dealership located in Tallahassee, Florida… from Egypt. An estimated loss of 111 trillion dollars is estimated, but experts officially stopped counting and just declared the entire Tesla brand defunct. 15 years later rusty empty cars encrusted with barnacles are still reported pulling into dealerships that have long since turned into vacant lots or Taco Bells.

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Cats exist entirely inside their own universe. Merely visibly cohabitating in ours as a one-off domesticated chimera from a larger lineage - sentinels of themselves, holders of cat knowledge, and sources of allergy. I guess it is because we are on their terms for answers of why. And why not – we have the 'nip!