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I mean some of thst was organic, and something pushed for at the begining of that phase. used to be a common refrain, ‘don’t like what you see on the front page, search by new and change that’ I used to spend like 20-30 mins every morning doing just that, sorting all:new and just up/down voting- so when I came back later there was more interesting threads with a comment section to engage in

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Don’t eat maholes.

He has the heart of a humanitarian

Whose heart did he have removed and where is he keeping it?

Plane bribe and letting israel go in and kill hamas leaders for this

Bartender version i used to use:

I’ll have a virgin bloody Mary please!

Sorry, im fresh out, can I make you a Virgin Maria, instead?

What’s the difference?

No tequila!

Years ago, i flew out to a friend’s wedding in Albuquerque and rented a car. On seeing my new England liscence, the rental agent warned me,

“Out here, one in 3 drivers are drunk. That’s not a statistic- if you can see 2 other cars, one of them has a drunk ar the wheel! Drive accordingly”

Cadmium yellow gone wrong?

My cat stopped bringing me his kills pretty immediately after he saw me catch a rabbit barehabded that he was going for to remove it from the yard.

I rented a car in Albuquerque, NM once. The lady at the booth said "one in 3 drivers on the road here is drunk- thats not a statistic- if you can see 2 other cars, watch out! All our roads are 4 lanes wide- try to keep a buffer.

Before spandex was invented, they did it naked.

Consecutively or simultaneously?

Some people are just genetically nocturnal. I had one grandparent who was early to bed. Everyone else in my family is somewhere between 12 and 2 am. As we get older we seem to need less and less sleep though. By 70, my nan was averaging 4 hours. Up to bed at 1, up a 5am to teach her 6am colege classes.

My other grandma slept 3x 2 hour bouts thought the day my whole life. 2hr nap around lunch, another after dinner, then shed be up til 2am, and ‘go to bed’ just to be back up around 4am. I think that had somwthing to do with her living most her life off the grid and having a wood stove got heat her whole life.

If the possum turns out to be live, it may become a gateway bidet.

You can also pop it in the microwave in a brown paper bag. Super easy and no sketchy chemicals unless you put them there yourself.

You can also make your own microwave bags pretty easily. Just throw a 1/4th cup of kernels in a small brown paper bag, and fold it over. I usually drop like a tsp of oil in there, and a bit of salt, before I pop it, and shake it up a bit but it works just as well dry.

A while back though, i bought a microwave popper off Amazon though. A glass vessel that kind of looks like a coffee pot with a silicone lid. Same idea without the greasy bag, and I can just take that with me as as the popcorn bowl.

For a minute I thought U/shittymorph had left reddit.

Why would the owls be migrating East/ West? So e they just go north/ south?

Tbf, logo magnets are pretty popular instead of stickers where im from, and often tend to slide a little bit after a while.

There was a carpenter in my town who had a joke buisness sticker on his truck for years that said “morning wood lumber co- you wont be able to slumber, when we deliver our lumber”