Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Somebody call the locksmith!
Refuse if she offers a handjob
raid.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”
If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…
Jolly cooperation is what I’d do
Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Close enough.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
I see what you did there
