• nednobbins@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Things will only have useful size metrics when the buyers want useful size metrics.

    Men’s pants come with useful size metrics because they’re useful and we attach very little meaning to the measurement of men’s pants.

    Women’s pants come with stupid size metrics because we attach a lot of meaning to the measurement of women’s pants.

    It’s the same reason condoms sizes are all on the spectrum of large to extra large without actually providing a length and diameter.

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      2 months ago

      It’s the same reason condoms sizes are all on the spectrum of large to extra large without actually providing a length and diameter.

      In Germany the packaging indicates the [Edit: diameter half circumference] in millimeters ±2mm tolerance. Because, you know, size matters here.

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          2 months ago

          The literal translation of what’s on the box makes it easier to understand:

          Width of the condom when laid flat: 52 mm

          It’s simply the easiest width measure you can do yourself.

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            2 months ago

            That isn’t equal to the “width” of your dick though. Diameter is closer.

            I guess it doesn’t really matter if the measure is standard (though elasticity would also affect fit) so you “learn your size” once, but it doesn’t seem super useful to me.

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          2 months ago

          It did read “diameter”. I remembered it wrong and corrected my mistake. Sorry for not highlighting the edit. I did so now.

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      2 months ago

      The opposite issue for me: Big ass, big thighs, short legs.

      I’ve given up and now I tend to just buy women’s pants.

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        2 months ago

        That is better than the opposite. You can have your pants hemmed and taken in where required. It is harder to add material.

        I feel like people these days don’t utilize tailors enough. You can improve a lot of off the rack clothing.

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    2 months ago

    Said someone who’s never shopped for men’s clothes.

    I bought two pairs of jeans the other day, both exactly the same size, both the same style, but just different colors. The blank ones fit, the blue ones do not fit, explain that.

    My personal theory is that each pair is manufactured in a different factory, and their tolerances are so ridiculously lacks that they can produce different products the same supposedly identical blueprint.

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      2 months ago

      I bought two pairs of jeans the other day, both exactly the same size, both the same style, but just different colors. The blank ones fit, the blue ones do not fit, explain that.

      I’ve experienced the same issue, not just with the waist but also the inseam!

      G-Star jeans are notorious for this; same style (eg. 5620s), same fit (eg. Skinny), different colours but different colours: I can fit in the 33, and 32, but the 34 is too small currently (I put in a few kg).

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        Shoes really piss me off. I can wear wear anything from a size 11 to a 14 depending on the year, month, day, and hour of the day. I tried to buy a pair of slippers last winter. I tried on a pair clearly labeled ‘Size 14’ at the insistence of my Wife. I couldn’t get them even half ways on my foot…