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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago

Anon cheers up a friend

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Anon cheers up a friend

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago
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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    OP sexually harasses friend and wonders why friend is angry and no longer wants to talk.

    Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

    • TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works
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      3 hours ago

      I mean, if the cause of their sadness is a lack of dick then I would understand the impulse. But the responder is still right, don’t tease a starving person.

  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    21 hours ago

    Turns out, OP ist an overweight cis dude and the tits were covered in chicken nugget grease

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      1 hour ago

      Fake: OP had a friend

      Gay: Well, this

    • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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      13 hours ago

      What else were we expecting from 4chan user?

    • fartsparkles@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      *barbecue sauce

  • Baggie@lemmy.zip
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    18 hours ago

    Seems like an over reaction, unless the idea of boning had been brought up and rejected prior. Then it’d probably sting a bit.

    • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You’re entirely correct.

      The only problem is, you’re applying logic and real human empathy, to an imaginary story, meant to draw upon the self-pity and jealousy of incels, in order to get engagement.

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    Fake: anon had friends.

    Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they’re the gayest thing a man can do

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      Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they’re the gayest thing a man can do

      There are no girls on the internet (rule 30). Which means OP is a man who sent a shirtless picture of themselves to another man, which is pretty fucking gay.

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