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minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 days agoYou gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-29 days agoGod doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing that he subs that out to. I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.
minus-squareKangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoHe fired that employee but it’s actually stalking him and using him and struggling with him because he’s problematic even if God’s omnipotent.
minus-squarezloubida@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days agoOnly a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.
You gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
god is a crazy girlfriend?
God doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing that he subs that out to.
I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.
He fired that employee but it’s actually stalking him and using him and struggling with him because he’s problematic even if God’s omnipotent.
Only a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.