TotallyNotSpez@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 month ago"Computer, play Voyager"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1284arrow-down11
arrow-up1283arrow-down1image"Computer, play Voyager"lemmy.worldTotallyNotSpez@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squaremacniel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoComputer: Your current security clearance is insufficient to access those restricted files.
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month ago“Override the security lockout”
minus-squaremacniel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoComputer: Please state your Security Lockout Clearance.
minus-squaretordenflesk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month ago1 – 7 – 3 – 4 – 6 – 7 – 3 – 2 – 1 – 4 – 7 – 6 – Charlie – 3 – 2 – 7 – 8 – 9 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 6 – 4 – 3 – Tango – 7 – 3 – 2 – Victor – 7 – 3 – 1 – 1 – 7 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 7 – 3 – 2 – 4 – 7 – 6 – 7 – 8 – 9 – 7 – 6 – 4 – 3 – 7 – 6 – Lock.
minus-squaremacniel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoComputer is sad, why have you done that :(
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoSo I can install Eddie’s personality instead and drive every crew member mad.
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoThat cheeriness is tantamount to a war crime. Can’t we settle for something a little more realistic?
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoNO! We’re not going to pull a Tommy Westphall on Star Trek.
Computer: Your current security clearance is insufficient to access those restricted files.
“Override the security lockout”
Computer: Please state your Security Lockout Clearance.
1 – 7 – 3 – 4 – 6 – 7 – 3 – 2 – 1 – 4 – 7 – 6 – Charlie – 3 – 2 – 7 – 8 – 9 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 6 – 4 – 3 – Tango – 7 – 3 – 2 – Victor – 7 – 3 – 1 – 1 – 7 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 7 – 3 – 2 – 4 – 7 – 6 – 7 – 8 – 9 – 7 – 6 – 4 – 3 – 7 – 6 – Lock.
Computer: Command Access granted.
installs computer virus
Computer is sad, why have you done that :(
So I can install Eddie’s personality instead and drive every crew member mad.
That cheeriness is tantamount to a war crime. Can’t we settle for something a little more realistic?
I got you covered, friend!
You are mad!!
NO! We’re not going to pull a Tommy Westphall on Star Trek.