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minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down1·2 months agoDon’t worry. You and everyone you know is chain-smoking cigarettes all the time. Nobody will notice.
minus-squarekablez@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoCigarettes used to make me need to shit really bad. I can’t even imagine combining that with the Vogue diet of a boiled egg, glass of wine and black coffee. Sounds like a recipe for a day on the toilet!
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoI think we cracked the code. This “diet” is just bulimia with extra steps.
minus-squareheartSagan5@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoYup, out the tail pipe instead of facing the toilet.
Don’t worry. You and everyone you know is chain-smoking cigarettes all the time. Nobody will notice.
The good ol days
Cigarettes used to make me need to shit really bad. I can’t even imagine combining that with the Vogue diet of a boiled egg, glass of wine and black coffee. Sounds like a recipe for a day on the toilet!
I think we cracked the code. This “diet” is just bulimia with extra steps.
Yup, out the tail pipe instead of facing the toilet.