The Heart Attack Grill lives up to its name more often than the Happy Meal does.

When you look like Alan Tudyk but you’ve got only one.

That’s what the toy is for. Shove it up your ass.

When you eat a happy meal, the happy is gone

Like the LG slogan?

Same thing happened to me. On the phone with customer service to get my money back

When you wanted Jungkook, but got another Jin

So you didn’t get a toy? That’s fucked up.