no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 小时前Now freeze and deep fry themlemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1584arrow-down11
arrow-up1583arrow-down1imageNow freeze and deep fry themlemmy.worldno banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 小时前message-square35fedilink
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·18 小时前You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·18 小时前Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-218 小时前puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·17 小时前Degenerates like you belong on a cross
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 小时前But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
minus-squareownsauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·18 小时前I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.
We need ranch stat
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
But they are le tired…
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
Then dips it in soy sauce
I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.