E’ed Plebnista

Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

Maybe if we just tell him he won, and put him in a mockup of the oval office…

On Denmark, get set, go.

.eieio

Justin Hammer, except he can’t dance.

In my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.

If Dracula’s cat had a dog.

If only we had an actual count of the number of people who voted for each candidate…

I still prefer the Mark Steffenhagen.

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

I feel bad for the cancer.

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I made the mistake of having those color chips on my epoxy garage floor. Looks nice. Can’t see anything. Perfect camouflage for small dropped parts.

https://youtu.be/xKt75jUuKJY?si=1duMWKRKGbknmBWs

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That’s a Vulcan lullaby.

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Bill.

“It took our surgeons two hours just to get the smile off his face…”