“Blah, now it is time to stalk the night for blood! Except Mittens is sleeping in my lap and I am trapped here!”

Nixon

applies to dogs as well.

Transcription: Comic style drawing of Dracula and a black cat. The cat is lying in his plush red velvet lined coffin, while Dracula is sleeping next to it on the hard floor. A caption reads “If Dracula had a cat”.

The coffin looks like a saxophone case.