I need this for maximum coziness in bed

I might be wrong on this, but isn’t that a mouse?? The face shape seems more like a mouse than a rat to me

Could someone with rodent knowledge chime in?

I’d rather have “click here” links than “tap here” links

I tried to go to University for CS but never quite got the hang of the math part. Instead I got a Certification in Computer Science from an apprenticeship (idk if that’s the right Translation, in German we call it “Fachinformatiker für Anwendungsentwicklung”) within 1.5 years and with extreme ease, because it was way less math-heavy and more focused on actual programming.

I stayed with the company that I did the apprenticeship with and got promoted from Junior to Regular within a year. I work exactly in the field and position I wanted to work in when I was going for the CS degree. In fact, I have the exact same responsibilities and the same pay as my colleagues with CS degrees. It might not be like that in every company, but it did work out for me.

Just for fun, I actually went back to Uni this semester to try and actually finish one or two math modules, but dropped out within 2 weeks because I was hopelessly incapable of even understanding the basic concepts lol

Not admitting to any sort of experience here, but if any aspiring artists come across this:

Get yourself a manager. Even if you’re not that popular yet, just have a friend handle the communication, commission slot scheduling and payment processing for you. Because no matter how much passion you go into the job with, eventually you will fall into playing online therapist for a guy with a name like “VirusDog24” whose wife is pretty unhappy with the amount of money he keeps spending on commissions and who keeps asking for way too many alt versions. But you kinda have to keep him happy because he does pay so well and comes back all the time due to some weird parasocial attachment.

No matter how good the pay is, stuff like that can really pull the fun out of a hobby, hypothetically.

I feel like a rambly long-form joke like this could really land: https://youtu.be/AXtNUgEWgQI

Man, your post history is a wild ride. Best of luck!

When you photoshop the images to the online doctor to get an Ozempic prescription

I don’t think it’s very convincing. The line on the T should have the same color as the stripe. Here’s my last positive test as a reference. Good luck!

That unironically might work tho Like getting their mind off of the current thought spiral can be pretty helpful sometimes

I don’t care either way, but too many premade meals I have bought in the past were gross and inedible to a point where I had to toss them and just make food from scratch. I just keep the supplies for a quick 1 pot Carbonara in my fridge at all times - it might not be super healthy, but it’s always a predictable taste/texture and only costs about 1,50€ per Portion

every two weeks is like my normal cycle for clothes :o Plus one load of towels and one load of bed sheets per month

:(

Forbidden Gatorade

aaaAaaAAAAAa

imagin giving every single hair snake a lil forehead kiss

They definitely are!! And just watching them waddle around and do their little hamster duties is the cutest 🥹

My parents kept getting me hamsters when I was a kid, it’s crazy how high maintenance they are if you actually want to keep them in good conditions :(
(not like they cared that I kept them well or were willing to provide me with the resources to do so tho)

The Trauma wasn’t your fault, but healing it is your responsibility ✨

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