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5·2 days agoHoly shit. It’s a real life concrete puppy.
1·2 days agoI always remember the classic Microsoft Flight Simulator. In the pre-9/11 days, the game had a helicopter that you could take off from the roof of the World Trade Center. You could only access that takeoff location via a helicopter. However, once the map was loaded, you could switch your aircraft. Our favorite thing to do was to start with a helicopter on top of the WTC, then swap it out for a jumbo jet. All of a sudden you’re piloting a 747 trying to take off from a dead stop off the roof of the WTC.
7·2 days agoThey should give him a starring role in the next Star Wars movie. Why? I just think it would be funny.
You’re not going to get hantavirus from walking into a store.
Do you wear gloves every time you touch a door handle?
What exactly is your point?
I mean, what exactly is wrong with it? Age gap aside, I really don’t see anything wrong with say a young faculty member getting with an undergrad. Imagibe a prof in their late twenties and an undergrad in their early twenties. As long as the student isn’t one of their current or likely future students, I see nothing morally wrong with it. Now if it’s a 50 year old prof with a 19 year old student, that’s a different matter. But the problem there is the age gap, not the prof/student status.
331·5 days agoGoogle:
“No need to sue us. Mr Maclsaac was listed in Google search as a sex offender, but wasn’t actually on the sex offender registry. But no worry, we’ve fixed the problem! We have several government records contracts. Our LLM simply corrected the record and added Ashley to the sex offender registry. The error has been resolved.”
If you say something negative about the USSR, the tankies will flame you. But not too early in the day. They don’t tend to wake up until about noon or so. It’s pretty easy to end up living like a vampire when you’ve been unemployed for a decade.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
7·5 days agoAdobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt. Fucking how.
“Today Microsoft and Adobe are announcing further AI integration of their products. This AI will tune software performance in an attempt to counteract the slowing effects of previous rounds of AI integration.”
11·8 days agoOk. Next time you meet a genie wish for “immunity to all electric shocks.”
Defibrillators probably wouldn’t work on you. But in turn you can pull off an instant nudity button!
“I attended there for four years. Well, I lived nearby and attended many campus parties in that period…”
114·9 days agoWell that’s still possible. No real conclusions can be drawn here. It’s quite possible blahaj is the most ban-happy instance. These numbers need to be weighted by number of users, aka measured per capita, to provide any real conclusions.
Why yes, I was born in Centralia, Pennsylvania, why do you ask?
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̶̢̢̻̥͎̦͎̋I̶̧̢̛̛͚͓̪̙̱̫͙͖̳̙͚̽̃̾̎̇̀͐̉̈̋̅̽̉̃̾̏͊͛̾͛̅̀̇̋͛̇͘̕͘̕͝͝ ̵̰̤̟̩̺͎̝̼̗̘͖̯̻̆̎̑͊͋͛̇̌̓̀̂̀́̐̍̆̏̔̋͒̂́̄̉͐́̈́̽͠͝t̸̨̡̧̛̛̺͎̥̟͕͚͍̙̱̜̼̬̹̮̲̮͍͕͔͉̹͔͕͙͒̓͌̀̑̇̂̊̏̌̌̄̍́̎̽̈́͊̉̾̐̂̃̍̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅh̴̻̹͖̮̯̊́͂̍͗͑̈́̏̒̍̉̌́̔̄͘ͅi̷͚̫̮͉̙̭̪̬̞͕͎͇̯̻͖̟̯̫̼̣̥̬̥̤͇̩͈͔͈̦̭̽́̏͌́͛̄̌̍̀̈͋͊͛̍͋͊̽̀́̽̀̽̌̿͛͐͐͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅṋ̸̨̛͙̜̼̺̟̘̹̤͙̪̞̱͍̣̩̠̖̥͚̔̐̈̓́̃̅̋̅̍̍̿͂͊̇̔̒̊̉́̇̄̄̐̀̋̅̐̄̓̈́̓͒̉͜͝͝͝ͅͅk̷̨̨̠̘͉̯̺̹̦̙̪̤͈̖̠̳̝̪̜͈̥͔̪̣̾̌͛͂̔̇̈́͑̓̆̑̂̋̔͂̓́̃̐͋̐̃͊͌̉͋̈́̅̆̔͌̀̿͗̕͘͜͠ͅ,̶̢̛̛̛̣̻͉͚̮̤͂̃͐͂̀̈̀͆͂̍̂̉̔̿́́̔͐̾̾̂̾͐͒͐͆̐̓̔̔̃̆̾̕͠͝ͅ ̵̨̨̡̢̛̛̹͈͈̱͇̞̺̲͉̱̩̥̙͖̥̺̺̜̳̞̬̘̮̼̭̻͚͔̬͖̪̓̀̋́̈́̿̒̂͌͊̾͊̋̒̾̌̓̓̌̑̍̈̊̄͋̈́͋͂͘͜͜ͅi̵̡͉͎̙̫̣̠̘͓̩̬̳͖̖̳̟͚̘̹͇̠̝̹͇̥̰̬̠̬̮̙̝͌̒̾̆̈̓̐͋̐̈͛͆͋́̆̿̐͐̓̓̋̔͗̽̌̏͗̃̿̑̈́͊̔̈́͊̈̎̑͒̐͌̚̚͘̚͝s̴̨̨̨̛̖̲͖̜̹̯̪̯̝̰̙̋̐̆͒͛̿̎́́̈́̑͒̉̀̎̾́̈̂̅̃̍̾͐̍̀̄͆̈́̚͜͠ͅ ̴̧̧̛͚̦̰̯̠̻̲͙̭̞̜͚̖̰͓͙̣̖̳͍͆̉͑͗̾͗̈́͆̀͛̈́̒̚͝ṭ̸̨̩̗̲̟̬̳̤̜͈̫̗̠̫͔̱̭̹̝̫̜͖̞̰̤̙͉͕̫̹̱̠̥͖͉͕̬̟͔͎͈͙͚͇̰̯̔̈͂̏̎̍͛̓̈̍́̓̾͊͛̊̐̂̀̒͛̊͛͐͊̂͋̌̀͋̅́̍̍̂͐͋͆̚͜͜͝͝h̷̢̡͕̖̣̲͈̺̜̯̝͖̙̬̗̗̫̾̍̀͋͛̈́̌͑̈́̆͂̉̿̄́̐̎̈͑͋͋̈́̚͠͝͝͝é̷̛̞͖͍̜͚̘̗̘̭̼̖̤̰͎͕̮̝̻͙͚̪̘̯̬͖̰̎̿̈́̇̇̿̄͒̃̿͋̈́́͛̍̿͂̌̄̌͛̑̔͌͆̈͊̏̅̍́͆̈́̊̕͜͠͝͝͝ͅ 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̵̧̧̢̛̛̛̳̙̯̹̫̩͇͓̖̖̩̹̰͓͓̦͈̘͍̳̭̳̤̥͔̦̯̞̱͔̙̤̺̙̥̳͎̻̓̅͋̿͛͑̾̃̿̅̈́̄̂̇̀͒̾̔̀̓̔͆̾̈́̀̾̅̈̾̃̌̍͘̚̚̚͜͠͝͠͝ͅͅḩ̴̡̡̢̧̢͓̹̝̞̰͇̠̳̲̠͓̣̥͖͚͇͕͙͖̣̥̄͐̍̓̔̾͆͛̂̀͌͊̿̅̊͋́̿̋̀̇̂̉̇̇̀̇̃̚͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅư̴̛̞̳̰͚̞̺̼̰̫̤̫̫̪̙̫̱̳̲̬͖̘̤̦̦̻̥̥̱͚̜̬̞̹̇̈̎̈́̈̈̔͆͑̓͗̾̎̏̓̀̔̓̄̈́͗̋͋̐̑̈́͂̅͐͊̐̑̔̊̆̈́̉̂̑̒̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅm̵̢̢̢̖͎̱̫̟̰̖͖̯̯̂̄̀́̏̐̓̽̍̿̍̄̑̋̊̒̅̊̎̽̏͗̾̋̍̈́̈́̀́͐̅̉̋͘̕͘̚͝͝ạ̵̛̳̭̹͙̠͚̥̗̪͓̬̼̬̲͉͍͈̠́̎̄̀̾̇̄́͗̓͗̉̆̂͊̐̄͋̀͛͗̓̈́͑̃͂̈̋͝͠ͅń̵̨̡̮͚͎͈̳͔̻̫̜̬̟̜̀͒͠ ̶̛̳̪̇̓̍͛̒͂̃͂̾̈́̆̈̑̌͒̐̐̃̍̈́̀̏̎̈̑̀̏͑̇̃̚̚͝m̸̨̡̧̢̧̢̨̨̢̹̺̭̜̟͓͖͙̝̜̞̣͎̦̱͕̼̗̯̫̞͖͚̙͈̫̥̺̜͎̦̳̔̀̍̂̃͗̏̾̑̔̈̐́̊͋̉̽͂̓̌̌͋̔̈́̊̅̐͗̏͘͘͘͜͝͠ͅį̴̧̧̡̡̨̫̫̭̥͉̟̤̬̹̬̥̬̙̮̝̭̦̜̥͉̱̰͚͔̗̱̣̻̰̟͎̱̫̬̫̰̓̒̒̊̀͗̈́̌̆̎͒͐̏̍͒̆̀͆̀̋̓͑͆̚͝ͅṇ̷̨̧̞̳̣͔̦͔̖̣͔͎͔͇̩͎͇̀̔̿̃͐̈͛͛͛̌͂̈́͂͆̍̾̍̂̓̍̈̋͑́̽͋̈́͆̐͛͊͆̆̕̚͝ḑ̴̢̡̛͍̱͇͇̝̬̱͍͈͎̣͖͚̱̯̜͓̣̳̬̩͈͉̭͐̃͗͗͋̑̋̍̓͂̿̌͊̏̓͜͠ͅ ̴̨̨̢̛̺̮̠̹̮̪͖͔̫͓̇̌̓̃̓͆̋́̎͌͌̃̅̒̊̃́͆̇̈́͑̉́́͝t̵̡̢̧̗̜͓͈̙͚̞̻̜̥͎̺̥͖̲͇͔̱̗̠͚̥̲̦̟̯̫͒̆̀̊̋͘͠ͅờ̵̧̢̲̩̠͍̳̤͖̺̝͇̝͔͍̬͍̞͗̈͊̎́͒̈̎̅̀͗͂͆̔̔̉̽͊̅̀̑̾̓̃̄̔̏͂͋̎̽̽͌̚͜͜͠ ̸̡̨̛̬̜̜͉̼̱͎͕͇̟̬̖̥̪͖͍̼̗̳̰̗͖̰̮̬̫͍̦͍̻̘͍̦̱̯̱̼͎̖̝̒̄̏̓̄͂̓̔̆̑́̾͋̎͂̃̈́̏͗̄̒́̎͌̓͋̑͐̇͑̆͂͐͐̓̋͛̋̀̍̒͘̕̕͘͘͜͠͝c̶̛̖̯̝̯̹̗͈̉̑̈́̉̇̇̐̋̄̃͐̈́̈́́̿̎͐̚̚͘͠͝͝o̸̧̢̡̗̖̥̦̦̳̟͙̳̞͖͇̫̹̯͙͖̥͍̣͔͎̣̻͚̽́̓͊͑̓̅̄̒̓̍̚͠͝͝ŗ̸̢̨͓͍̣̞̺͓̖̦͓̱̗̪̙̘̥̮̙͉̜̮̱̩͔̳̗͕̼̞̘͚͙̯̟̳̣̹̪̰̥͆́̋͐̀̏́̀͒r̸̛̺͇̘̯̮̝̟͚͚̳̼̜̞̯̟̗͇̟̎̈́̾̐̈͌̊͑̀̔̀͂͆͑͑̄̃̀͐͗̈͌̓͗̅́̇̂͊̎̿͋͗̆̆̊͒̀͘͝͝͝ẻ̴̡̧̧̨̙̞͓̜͈͔̞̰͚̱̗̲̬̺̠͓͖̭͍̫̘͔̲̦̪̞̘̣̗̞͋͐͋͑̊̾̀́̚͜͜l̴̢̖̗͖̖̟̞͍̺͓̞̰̖͔̓̏̋͛̓̔̏̎̍̈̆͠͝ã̶̢̧̨̧̡̢̛̼̙̰̯̙̞̯̜̟͈͇̫̲͈̹͍̌̾͂́́̔̾̍͂̈́͊́̎̓͋̽̅̂̉̆͐̈́͛̌̀͛͂̈́̈́͘̕̕͠͠t̷̢̛̛̛̫͉̣̬̝̝͓̞̟̘͊̀̉̌̿̉̾̏̏̀̽̃͌̇͛͑̆̔͛͒̌͋͋̀͂̃̓̊̈́͌͐̌̈́͊̂̏̿̍̂̋̀̆̏̆͝ë̷̢͍͖̬̜̞́́̎̒͗̅̓̿̾͐͑̔̎́̈́̋̌̈́͊͐̉͛͒̈́̓̇́̅̅̍̒̐̈́̂̈́͒̓͋̚̚̚̕͘͜͝͝ͅ ̵̡̡̧̡̮̦̠͉̲̲͔̩̖̟̲͙͓̤͕̣̥̂̑̉͆̔̂̆̾̄̌̈̅̔̋̋̍̇͐̑̓́̅̐͘͜͠å̶̡̧̡̧̛̞̘͕̳̖̜̻͙͖͓͕͍̪̞̫͈̒̒̐̓̍̄̋̃̽͋̀̃̆̾̄̅̚̕͝ͅľ̵̨̛̻͖̜͇̻̞̮̘̼͙̭̹͎̩͕̯̈̿̈́́͗̏̇̊͋͒̓̽͋͊̽̈͑͘͜͜l̶̛̛͖̙̑̑̍̈̈́̑́͂̈́̀͆͗͆̿̉̀͂́̂́̒͑̿̈̏̌̀̇͊̓̚̚̕̚ ̵̨̢̢̨̧̨̧̛̬̼̝̦̥̪̙̮̱̯̠̻͙̗̟͍̰̭̜̬̜̼͉̠͔̳̜̠͚̭̻̜̰͑̌͛͑͒͊̎̀̂̍̽̄͛͋͑̅̌͌̆͊͋͆̄̐̋͛̓͘͠ͅi̷̡͈̗̙̻̫̯̲̳̻͑̒͌̍̊͗͆̈͂͊́͒́̂̌͌̒̆͌̒̑̒̀̌͋͒͝ţ̸̢͕̘̘͙̜̬̭̝̱̮̻̣̥͚̞͓̦̘͉͙̻̻̟͇̣͈͈̼̘̱̞̩̉̔͛͆̏̀̓̋͂̆̌̀͌̄͒͂̂͊̀̕͜͠͝͝ͅͅs̶̡̢̧̧̛͎̞̟̝͖̫̳̥̯̣͔̟̜͎̘̤͈̯̤̺̭̟͊̒̄̋̿͌̀̍́̓̃́̔̊̀̓̈̂̈́̀́͊̍͐̈́̈́͑̿̐̔̾̒̇̂̆̐̊̒̑͛̂͌͗̀̾̚͜͝ͅ ̷̡̢̫̜͓̪͉̰̯̪̹̣̞̳͛̾̓̋̂͐̎̎̋͒͂͝c̶̨̗̪̯̯͔̰͙͔̬̣̰̩̝̻͚̰̝̳̜̦̤͈̺̖̝̤͍̞̞̫̖̙̝̬̫̝̱͖͕̗͈̲̖͔̈́̔̀̋̒̿́̋͊̅̄̒̆̈͒̋̉̒̚͘͝͠͝͝ǫ̴̧̛͉̜̬̰̰̟͖̘̻̺̱͇̻̙͕͈̱͓̪̗̦̳̘̦͔͕̤͕̲͍̹̱̠͓͑͆̉̒̃̽̿̑̎̈́̍̇͗͊̚͘ͅņ̶̢̡̢̧̧̢̢̧̯̥͖̻̥̹̳̱̻̮̱̩͖̭̥͚̭̖̠̜̒̓̂̇̄̋̍̓̑͌̈́̐̑͐̀̋̌̒̍̎̆̍̉͐͗̎͌͑̈́̓̉̋̔̄́͒̃̂̿͘͘͜͝ţ̸̨̡̢̡̻̥̤̻̺͖͈̺̱͚̗̬̬̘̙̙̘̦̞̹̫͚̥͓̳̦̥̤̠̝͇̠̳͇̫̮͕́̎͌̓̉͑͗͛̈́͐̍̑͋̒͋̃̎̐̌̌͗̃͒́̐͒̀̏̒̃͑̈́̔̈́͌̋̔̾̈́̑͊̑̕͘̕͝ͅe̵̡̛̛̪̞̩͍̲͍̤̥͇̱̮̹͕̜̤̞͔̜̪̙͔̳͆̊̒̍̈́͋̓̓̓̏̓̉͑͑̿̓̏̈́͐̂̒̇͛̏̌̐͗̊͗̓͂̊̈͗͊̒̎̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠ͅn̷̡̨̡͇͕̻̘̘̱̬͖̱̰͕͔̤̩͖͈̬͕̱͙͊̍̌̏̒̅͌͗́̋̾̒̿̈́͌̾̂͊̄̏̿͛̋̽͗͂̾͐̅̂͂̂̉̈̾̿̍͊̓̐̕͜ͅt̷̡̨͉͍͈̬͙̻̬̗̬̫̠͍͇̜̣͔̬̹̤̦̭̩̠̊̒̈́͌̈́͊̓̇̌̅̎̀̆̀̉́̇̀͊͊̋̍̃́̾̎̃́̀͐̒́͘̕̚͜͝ͅs̸̨̨̨͍̦̠̦͇͉̭͙̗̦̜̩͚̤̻̼̦̠̬͖̘͇̪̆̀̃͊̄͗̽̓͂̕͘͝͠͠͝.̸̧̨̢̨̡̧͉̖͎̞͉̫͍̭̥̰͉͇͈͚͚̟̻̤̞͖͙̝͎̣̼̓͜.̸̨̛̛͍͓͕̥̦̰̬͓͓̼̪̱̠̤͇̦͎͎̰̦̀̈́̈́̃͊̂͑̄̅͐́̔́̀̏̌̀̂̈́͌̽̿̏͂̿́̽͛͋͐̓̆̓͘̚͜͝ͅ.̷̢̡͈̞̘̯̩̥̩̗̜̪͎͍̗͙̙̬̺͍̦͙̳̘̥̱͉͇͕̮̬͓̜̠̏̊́̏̅̋́̾̽̈́͗͋́̾͑͌̓͗̏̑̑̾̾̔̏̀͗̈̽̄́̊͐̃̈́̐̉̐͆̄̕̚͘̕̚͝͝ͅͅͅ 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̶̢̡̧̢̱̬̟̯̟̠̤̖̫̟̣͙̹̤̮̰̺̓̊͐̋̃͂̈́͋̌̕͘͝͠k̴͓̦̱͕̦͈̱̳̼͔͈̳̪̤͙͚̈́͆̆̒́̄͐̈́͛̚̚n̸̨̧͎͖̘̮̥͕̫͎̦̯̻͔̅͊̃́̎́̔̄̿͑͑͂̏̑͋̎͒̉̈́̃̑̀̐̎̈́͂̍͛̚̚͝ǫ̵̝͇̼̠͉͔͍̣͕͕̻̰̝̪̜̯̠̋̅̓̐̍̏ͅẉ̴̧͕̫̻̺͖̣̤̤̺͎͈͎̩̖̼̪͈̻̜͙̻̤͕̟̹̝̙̭͚̼̄͘l̵͉̜͔͖͓̞̺̩̻͕̣̤̰̙͎̮̰͇̻̩͍̞̗͓͈͔̜͎̱͗̄̏̐̄̂̽̇̍̆͑̊͂̇̂̈́̇̇̋̂́͗͒͂̓́̾̃̿͒̄͋͛̂̃͆͐͊̚̕͝e̵̡̧̨̛̟̹̫̣̹͎̯͎̥̝̤̪͔̠͖͕̘̞̥̬͕̟͉̰͖̺̙̘̙̖̞̪̬͙̥͛̌͛̄͑̀̈́͊̋̿̃̆̔̽̎̍̋̀̔̿̿̿̽͐̎͛̃͐̓͐͋̏̄̉̽̚̚͝͝ͅͅͅḓ̷̢̧̨̛̟͔͕̜̥̯̞̗̯͕̜͙͔̦̟̪̺̱͕̗͕͈̯͋͑̓͂͐̊̇̓̽̊̽̀͐̍̀͌̋̃̑͗͊͒͊̄̂̈́̃̆̂̒̒̿́̍͗͘̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅġ̴̡̢̧̡̡̢̨̢̪̣̬͖͍̭͉͍̼͈͓̙͕̦̝͖̻̗͍͓̦̠͖̟̣̟̦̖̣̞̲̰̼̺̥͓̻̗̻̦̋͂̃̉́̀̋̃̍͊͛́̏̎́̏̂̄͐͂̅͋̽͐̾̌̉͌͂̚͘̕͘͝͝͝ͅe̴̡̧̢̧̨̬̯͇̟͙̗̮̦͎̞̖͚̳̣̜͓̙̤͇͕͎̺͉̦̘̥̺̩̬͕̘̥̞͎̜̋̌̅̾̈̉́̎̑̚͠͠ ̷̡̡̧̢̧̡̢̛̛͓̯͕͎̗͉̞̟̪͚̙̰̝̝̼͕̦̯͍̫͔̳̞͉̹͉͎̜̗̱̹̤̖̩̥̻̣̳̭͇̗̔̽̏̿̓̎̊̃̓͂̀̀̇̅̏͒̓̑̈́̅̂̎̋͒̋̇̉̌̊̌͒̊͗̏̄̊̏͋̀͘͘͠͠͝͠͝͠ẅ̶̨̛̮̲͙̜̩͖̱̬̳̮̰͛̒̀̄̎̽͑͌͒̋̐͌̃͑͒̈́̏̑͑̀́̽͒̆̕̚͠ͅi̸̯̣̰͎̙̠̙̫̙͚̦̼̗͆̑̔̽͋̌̑̑̀͆̓̿̑̃̔̿̈́̚͘͠l̷̢̧̡̬̙͓͓̗̲̘̬͙͇̝̬̬͈̼̲̹͔̠̜͇̥̖̫̥̰̪̹͚̹̥̺̟͚͓͔͔̐͆̋͂͒̈̉͊̏̒̾͑͌̅͌͌̂̂̃̽̄̆͛́̑͌̃̈́̀̽͊̀̈́̋̔̕͘͘͜͠͝͠͝͝͠ļ̷̛̙͈̳̘̄̃͑͐̊̋̏̿̎͒̂̽̊͑̓̍̄͂̂͌̿̇̈́̆̿̊͆̏̕͝͝͝͠ͅ ̵̢̡̻̞͖̞͇̪͔̻̲̞̩̖̠̝̼̈́̀͜͝ͅo̴̢̡̧͎͕̲̯̲͎̺̺͙͈̹̺̩̠̱̯̙̭͔̼̖̥̲͚̞̜̙̩͓̮͚̱̫͋̂̆̈́̾͂̏̾̾̇̋͂͑͊͛̓̅͐̌͑͛͛̉̑͘̚͘͘͜͝͠͠p̴̨͙̱̤͗̈́̋̓̌͑͝ͅȩ̴̥̙̰͊͋̀͆̃̂̔̊͌̈́͛̆̐̓̓͂́͂́̈́̽̚̕͝͝͝ṅ̸̢̨̛͚͕͖̙̣̭͖͚̪̟̮̼͙̦̠͔̖̞̯̗͈̘̤̃̎̾͜ͅ ̵̢̖͉̖͇͔̱͚̗̂͋̈́̃̌̊͑͋̒́̎͊̿́̉̍̾͛͋͊̈̎͐̇̌̍͜͝͝ͅų̶̥̪̗͔̙̲̰̳̹̪̱͈̬̙̓̈́̔̔̑̏̈́̓̃͒͘͘͝ͅp̶͍̅̅̓̓͒̂̒͊͆̎̐̏̋͐̌͑̍́̈́̾́̈̍̈̒́̀̉́̀̂̿̽̀̔̚̕̕̚̕̚̕͠͝͝ ̵̜̱̘͇̪͉̻͔̺͈̲͉̾̀̐̕͝s̵̡̡̧̨̢̨̛̮̦̞̦̬̹͍̪͍̞̗̹͇͙̓̀̓͒̉̏̔̓̆̿̿́͂͛̓̕̕ͅȗ̶̢̢̖̱̥̟͚̤̯͓̇͒̿̓̀̕͜ͅç̷̛̜͕̳̝͉͓͈̠̭͑͂͑̏͋̉̀̀͑͐̍̂̽̃̆͒̿̀͊̽̀̽͑͗̈́̈́̈̃̂̂͋̔́͊͂̽̽̑̂̐̾̋͘͝͝
Y̸̡̗̱̱̱̥̱͍͊̄̍̾̑͂̓̈́̾̀̑̍͠ȩ̴͈̖̣̃̓͒̊̎̕ą̷̢̛͓͖̱̼͓̣̻͊͂͊͋̿̋̋̕̕͝͝ͅs̴̩̙͆̋͌̏͗́͒̒̋͗̀̅͒͛͠!̶͓̦̱̇̏̔̄̐́͂̋͠͝,̵̰̞͓̟̬̺̩̠͔̱͓̇̀̍̑̈͐͝ͅ ̵̨̻͈̗̘͑́͘͘w̶͕͉̙͗̒́͒̎̕͜ẹ̶̺̠͈͉̣͖̲̺͔̈́́̏̆͐̋̕ ̴̡̢̮͉̦̲̥͔̼̖̀͋̇̊̀͋͐̕ȧ̵̡̡̜̻͕̠̫̱̩̉̓̈́̒͂̒̈́̅̈́͒̔̌̊̚ǵ̶̣͓̞̦̹̟̞͈͌͋͛̾r̴̼̤̙̳̈́͂͆͒͑́́͒͗̚͘ͅe̵̡̩̺͙̮̲͇̣̐́̌̓a̶̧̢̦͛̓̂̓͗̓s̵̡̢͙̳̘̹̬̣̳̹̲̍̿̐̑͋́͂͗̋̇̌̅̂̕̚e̷̢̡̧͇̖̤̱̘̖̮͕̜̞̍̒̎͜.̷̛͎̦̫̫̠̺̦͊̀͒̎͗̓̿̚̚̕͝ͅ ̵̪̮̆̒Á̶̛̫̌͆̈́͆͌͗͒̈́̌͘ẅ̴̝̩̫͖̦̲̟͔̞́̐̌̉̃͗̿̊̿͘l̴̪͓͕͈̟̘̭̰̣̗̙͐̈́͂̈́͜ͅ ̸̞͎͉̦̮̲̗̖͈̲͐͊͛͊c̶͉̫̳̜̚o̴̪̱̼̟̫̣͕̐̇̾̉̀͛́́͛͌͂̕͠m̵̨̨̦̝̗̱̮͕̩̼̙̠̦͑͂͑̍̑̉͌̌͘͜͝͝m̵̡͍͓̘̜͈͔̔͌̎́̄̈͊̅̂̔͑̅̇̚͠u̴̢̧̢̻͙͙̰͓͈̦̥̩̥̣͐̋̎̾̈́͌̿̎̑̃̋͝ͅn̸̛͉̊͑̂̀̈́i̷̧̡͕̹̫̺̬̗͎̠͍̹̦̦̾̏̀̂̅͌̂̒̑̐̔͝c̶̨̢̯̻̩̳̹̯͍̍́͂͋͛͊̓̏̈́͘ͅă̶͔̞̙̪̫̻t̶̛͈̯̦̥͉̼̜̲̹̘̣͆̿͑̅̂͆͐͑͂̋̍͛̚͝i̸̧̥̦̺͔̣̲͇͔̬̓̅̾̒̐͑̓͋͠͝o̷̧̼͇̻̙͉̝̭͍̤̹̠̜͓̿n̵̳͔̜̍͆́̂̋̆̚͠ś̵̲̥̃̍̂̂͊̏͌̇͝ ̶̟̺͇̋̏̔̃́̃f̵̖̜̦͓̱̜̹̩̅͜ǫ̷̩͖̓̍̓̌̇͝r̴̳͕͖̯̳̤̟̪̞̹̜̲̟̪͆̽̊̏͋̐̐̕͠m̵̢̡̹̤̻̥̣̋̀̓̇́́̀͘ṣ̵̨̨̹̙̻̗͉̭̜̪͆͐̈̓ ̴̟͈̻͕̜̖̪͂͌̾̋̒͋̇̽͂̊̍̿̍̕͝ͅć̶̛͖̦͔͔̬̙̰͓̠̹̻̣̮̌̏̂̂̔̓̍̆͜ơ̶͓͇̪̯̫̺̫͔̄͐̓̽̊̀̔̈́̃̕r̴̗͉̤̙̩̖̤͐͆͗̔̐̚r̸̡̜̔̒͌̇̅̓̓̓͑̈̉̂̏̕ȩ̷̰̯̹̦̼̰̫͚͎̮̺́̽̄́͝ç̴̨̻̠̭̝̳͈͖̞̘̠̈́̋̇̔̄̕̕͜t̶̖̝͉̋̿̽̍͂̂̾̔̓͐̇̈́̓̀ ̵̢͉̖̃̇̌̔̂͂̍̒̀̈͝ǫ̵̛̯͖̤͎̹̻̃̽͌̄̔̆̈́̇ų̶̢̡̨̲̺̱̺̫͍̦͎̲̮̇͐͑̔͘͝ͅȑ̸̨̜̰̩̮͚̱͉̙̠̫̜͊̂̈́̈̊̊̄̑̎͜͝͝ ̴̨̡͖̻̬̦̖̟̠͗̉̋͐́͛́͝ţ̶͇̬͇̖͔͜͠h̴̟͈̙͚̆̇́͊́͆̂̇̿͆e̶̪̲̝̘̰͉̋̔͆͛̈́́̐͌̽̏͗͑̇e̷̢̛̳͇͔͚̦̓̈́͛ ̴̤͐̍̒̌̿̋̆̈͐͛̽̚b̴͖͈͈͖͙̿̉̆͑ȩ̵̺̱̝̭͇̥̩̑̋̈́̃ȩ̸̺̱̮̹̗̘͉̙̿̾̓̋͋̈́ͅ.̵̘̦͉̠̿͑̍̽͐͛̃͌͆͑͒̍͘̚ ̷͉̹̬̱̟̮̰̹̃̈́́̂̅́̅͠ͅ
Yeah that’s what I figured. I was just really baked last night. This thought came into my head based on a conversation I was having with someone, and I just thought the idea hilarious. Just imagining some guard getting sentenced and going, “wait…I still get to keep my job, right?”