Don’t catch you slippin’ now

Seriously, don’t slip. It will both literally and metaphorically cost you an arm and a leg in the states.

I am shocked. Shocked I tell you.

This was always going to happen.

Your opinion is basically ‘I’m a selfish cunt’.

I was thinking of the exact same video.

Well you see, the point is to prevent people from voting.

“You had a concerning mole removed from your thigh”

They most likely voted for bernie

Hand hygiene >>>>>>>>> than gloves when it comes to food safety. Wash your hands sufficiently and frequently.

At least it’s not sanguineous or we might have to take you back to theatres.

Pulling shit out of the ground and inflating a housing bubble.

Spoken like someone who has never had fresh coconut water straight from a fresh coconut.

Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

It time to commit puts on sunglasses burger regicide

We didn’t start the music, it was always playing since the world was turning

Being surrounded by yes men and snorting buckets of cocaine will do that to you.

Protecting our community profits

Too bad my life is a horror story.

Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.