Real Vanity Fair image, in case you were curious like me. From this article, about a quarter of the way down (on mobile at least): https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/donald-trump-wins-presidential-election-2024?srsltid=AfmBOoqLRfHo70JfvoeZaBIJqUpWHxf0nO_UKHUatbC_cgIqMWF3_dU9

It’s making fun of her awkward use of memes during her own campaign. The low quality of the joke is part of it

Now this is shitposting

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Nah, delete this

Is this a whoosh or is this some sort of 4D chess whoosh beyond the whoosh moment

Incredible

I’ll allow it

What in the Interdimensional Cable is this?

And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert

Do you have a source on SW moving to assigned seats? That’s devastating news to me :(

The OG

Nice, I understood that reference

Seriously

Fuck you, thank you

Because it’s potentially indicative of a national database of everyone’s DNA, rather than just the criminal database, which would be (and perhaps is) a privacy nightmare

Wtf does this mean

No, come on. This is a dark pattern. It’s easy for someone technically-inclined, but most users see only the big obvious buttons and skip right over what looks like it could just be an irrelevant footnote at the bottom. My parents would absolutely end up creating accounts and be frustrated about it, but I’m also willing to bet most of my friends who aren’t in tech would do the same.