Tar_Alcaran

Lincoln and Darwin were born in the same year, 1809.

And to really blow your mind: Charles Dickens was born 3 years later, and not, say, a hundred years before.

Buuut, the Confederacy lasted twice as long as Pepsi Crystal.

But what about the Meriadoc Falcon?

A cat.

The neighbor’s cat managed to get through the screen window into our bedroom, but couldn’t get out again. And because I wasn’t thinking, I picked it up and decided to carry it downstairs. That was a mistake. It bit my hand, wrist and forearm, and scratched basically everywhere else. The bites were bleeding a LOT, especially the one on my wrist. And of course I had to get antibiotics and a tetanus shot, which meant that only were the bites hurting, I was nauseous for two weeks too.

Also a snake once. My partner made me go to the doctor, who said “yep, that’s a snake bite. Call me if it’s not getting better”.

And since everyone here sucks at maths:

Out of every 100 men, 42 voted Harris, 55 trump, so that’s about 30% more Trump voters than Harris voters (or, for every 100 Harris voters, there are 130 Trump voters)

Out of every 100 women, 53 voted Harris, 45 Trump, so that’s 15% fewer trump voters than Harris voters (or, for every 100 Harris voters, there are 85 trump voters.)

So men voted for trump at 130/85~53% higher rates than women. Or, for every 100 female trump voters, there are 153 male Trump voters (assuming the number of male and voters is equal) meaning women make up roughly 40% of his voter base.

How dare people comment on things on a platform based entirely around people commenting on things!

I’m pretty sure he can’t even reach all of his body

Now, I’m not saying it’s a ghost, but I am saying that I cannot think of a single non-paranormal explanation.

See, it’s not superstition. Scientists all say so.

Person A wants to kill 1 million people.

Person B wants to kill 50 million people.

You: “what’s a trolley?”

“Unlike Kamala, I will support Israel’s right to win its war on terror. They have to win! And instead of pandering to the Jihad sympathizers and America-hating radicals, we will deport them.”

• D. Trump, verbatim, on Nov 6th.

But yeah no, this will definitely improve things.

WW2 got 85 million people dead. Now, Japan is also to blame for about a third of those, but a damned large part is on Hitler.

We only hate brown immigrants though.

Buuuut, anyone running from Trump probably won’t vote PVV

For over 20 years everytime a republican became president I’ve been told we’ll never have another election.

I’d love see a credible source for that, because I don’t remember that at all.

I’m a HUGE cyberpunk fan, so I made the mistake of buying it at release. Some of my most impressive issues:

• Trees would draw “on top” or in front of everything else, even when blocked by other objects. So in greener areas, my entire screen was filled with trees.
• The scripted driving sequences would get me stuck in “driving mode” about half the time after the scripted sequence is over. So I’d be walking around like a car, not able to strafe or jump.

So, I refunded it, outside of the refund period, but they were nice to me.

When the expansion released, and everything seemed a LOT better, I bought the game again, and I loved it! It’s a pretty OK game, with a great story and absolutely amazing sidequests.

You can move to most European countries and learn the language from the welcoming people there that can switch to English or use a translator if necessary.

Not in the Netherlands. Nobody will speak dutch to you, and will switch to English immediately if they detect an accent.

This is completely true. Surely you’ve heard of descending babies? This one just descended a bit more than average.

This sounds rather bad for Open Transport Tycoon Deluxe (https://www.openttd.org/)

How to quickly lose your job.

This guy is why all the safety books say things like “No open fire, or the appearance of open fire”.

There’s a reason the life expectancy of chemists is roughly 10 years less than the rest of humanity. It does get skewed by all the people who did moronic stuff like cleaning tables with benzene, but that’s not the only reason.