Liar liar. 90s movie where Jim Carey plays a lawyer that gets put under a spell or something n then can’t tell a lie anymore.

I was thinking about this exact scene

I think it’s legit just taxes he’s trying to avoid, but it could be something bigger too.

I’m wondering what Kimberly Guilfoyle - Don Jrs half Puerto Rican girlfriend thinks about it. I’m sure she’s doing mental gymnastics to justify it.

I’m going to be in Hawaii for Election day. I already voted. Nothing more I can do personally. Gotta focus on the controllables in life. Going to try n enjoy paradise and tune it out as much as I can.

I’m fond of Magoo because they must be fucking blind to have not seen any of the news when Trump was running the show

Really shows where the problem lies. Indoctrination. Results not much different than the national poll.

I have. She’s clearly sauced, but she says things like this is what you get for how you treated me when he asked her to let him out. She may not have meant to kill him, and maybe passed out on accident n was going to let him out eventually and was just fucking around, but in hindsight, it looks bad. Also, super weird that she decided to film it, but people want to film everything these days.

"Harrrryyyyyy!’

It actually was half way decent til recently, then they just broke the search function for idk reasons. Discord doesn’t purge chat to my knowledge.

Lol I can’t remember if it was sync or Lemmy that tried to get me on their discord server recently. I go to join, and it asked for some kind of ID verification. Like dude, I didn’t have to do this for your actual app. As you might guess, I did not join the server.

Daily reminder, you have freedom of speech in that the government won’t do anything about your speech, but you don’t have freedom from speech. Going out and protesting your employer and their business relationships can and will get you fired, no matter how just the cause.

Red zone is still a thing.

I tried to be the good guy last year. I paid for Sunday ticket so I could watch all the games. Then the playoffs come, and they put a fucking playoff game on fucking Peacock that was exclusive to Peacock. NBC wouldn’t even air it on the local affiliate. The playoffs have always been on network TV to get maximum viewing, and now they put it behind a walled garden on the worst streaming service. Fuck them. I cancelled my Sunday Ticket and will never give them another dime. I know /knew how to pirate, but again, I was trying to follow the rules, and they fucked me. Now it’s back to the seven seas.

That photo has great meme potential

They’re clearly going to say it’s fake n that Hillary n Obama are the real sex offenders

And then today McDonald’s had an e coli outbreak. Trump forgot to change his depends that day.

Anons brother was at fault in the accident n deleted the footage so he wouldn’t get in trouble… Assuming this isn’t fake, and / or…

Captain Obvious from some ad campaign.

Close, that was his dad, and that’s why Tucker is the heir to the Swanson frozen dinner fortune.