Kershaw Shun classic 4" paring knife, Damascus cladding. At least, ostensibly…

Could a machine eat an av-

…oh no

Incredibly on point. A bit bone chilling actually

I recognize both of y’all from around here and you both often have decent takes. Maybe take a step back and try to salvage things between each other, I know it’d be worth it. Peace.

I feel like I’ve been drafted into a Kafkaesque rewrite of Schrodinger’s Cat Trilogy.

It’s getting to the point that if an internet comment isn’t on-point, up to date, original, and coming off sounding exasperated and a little unhinged, you’d do best to assume it’s a bot.

It’s not just the stupidest voters, but also the mid-wits who thought they could court the stupidest voters by being almost the worst option

Why are chickens so cool?

B’caws

Knock knock

Owls

Owls whoo

Yes they do

Did you have to peg me that hard before we’ve even met

Downvote farmer detected

Remain straight on QC challenge (nightmare mode)

They did use to wear salmon as a hat. Orcas are built different.

Legit the hottest way I’ve ever heard anal described, wtf

My ability to say snarky things about this is dwarfed by its inherent madness

If their takeaway from this decade’s comedy of errors is to make more Metroid, I’d say let them cook. Dread was a little too easy (a scrub like me could beat it) but they could do worse than keep fine tuning that recipe.

Tea is a globally consumed drink that predates the country that made the country she’s from, so “let’s be honest” there’s no excuse. It’s nearly as severe as never having heard of pepper.

Cheers. One shop I worked at split tips with everyone, even the dish pit. That was fucking legit. I had to get out though, food stops being fun cooking for strangers.

I was back of house, so I have difficulty with this. Forget tipping people with the IQ of a crayon for shit I don’t want.