Jasmania?

They wouldn’t

Even the more progressive people in the US typically have views that the rest of the world consider to be fairly conservative

Yanks are indoctrinated from birth to believe the hype around their country. Plenty see through the bullshit, but the average mug on the street has zero idea that life doesn’t have to be that way

Fighting back and making sure that more of them die than the good people

Nobody that he or his cronies appoints will ever be there based on merit

It’s always about putting in people who will toe his line

Prey

Not pray.

Ironically…

Religion is poison

Religious people are stupid

He probably was, by someone halfway decent who knew that nobody like him should be police

Your aunt is a cunt

America is a fucking joke

People rant and rave about sharia law and other shit, while embracing bullshit like this, and I can’t get pork on some airlines in case it offends a jew

That’s horrible, and I love it

I figured it’d happen, but not quite so soon

Haven’t EVER

I’m figuring that the Tangerine Toddler will declare himself king of Venezuela

We know that there are many decent people who are just stuck there

We have sympathy for them

We’ve got our fuckwits

Unfortunately, stupidity is celebrated in the US

America seems to be proud of the things it should be ashamed of as a society

'Murica…

I’m so grateful to live in a civilised country

Good luck with that!

It’s 'Murica, after all

The stupidity is ingrained.

I’m resolutely child-free

My fiancée has kids, but they’re grown. We’re older, and the kids have enjoyed there left the nest, or will be soon

I’m not going to be parenting anyone, I’m their mother’s partner and that’s it

There’s no fucking way I’d get involved with someone who had kids that were still children. Young adults is a very different situation

This gives me hope that Drumpf knows that he’s dying and is trying to weasel his way into an afterlife that doesn’t consist of him having pineapples constantly shoved up his arse

It’s Indiana

Sadly, there will be plenty of fucking morons who think he’s great