I eat a pretty high protein diet which has the side-effect of giving me really big ones. Sometime my farties exit my anus with such turbulence that it feels like they could do damage. After multiple decade of farties and lots of other wear and tear, could ripping huge ones give me fissures?
Eh, it could’ve been funnier if the OP had a communist/socialist/soviet-themed username
+1 anyways for the attempt, as they say, A for
EA(?)ffort, or something