do the EMTs a favor and drown yourself in the tub after calling for a wellness check.
I scraped brains off pavement. picked up skull fragments from a dashboard.
you know what happens to the eye after it reaches terminal velocity? it jellifies and bursts like an overripe kiwi. and if you manage to stay conscious during, your vision gets stretched and watery and then pops to black. the alternative is your eye pops out of socket and now you can look at your feet at the same time you can look up.
all this is heavily reliant on the glass from the windshield not shredding your eyes first.
you know what most people who don’t wear a seatbelt think as they are ejected from their vehicle? “I wish I had wore my seatbelt.” at least that’s what the ones that survive say.
wear a fucking seatbelt. if not for you, for the EMTs that will inevitably be require to have fever dreams about your gelatinous corpse for the rest of their lives if you don’t.
Eh. I don’t go through life trying to prevent others from seeing my mangled body in the extreme and unlikely event that it happens that way.
I know EMTs. They tell me stories gorier than my mangled body all the time. They’re pretty desensitized to it all. Probably shouldn’t do the job if you can’t be.
But yeah, I would, theoretically, feel bad about making them clean my goop up. But that’s also someone’s literal job that they get paid for. Cleaning up human goop.
do the EMTs a favor and drown yourself in the tub after calling for a wellness check.
I scraped brains off pavement. picked up skull fragments from a dashboard.
you know what happens to the eye after it reaches terminal velocity? it jellifies and bursts like an overripe kiwi. and if you manage to stay conscious during, your vision gets stretched and watery and then pops to black. the alternative is your eye pops out of socket and now you can look at your feet at the same time you can look up.
all this is heavily reliant on the glass from the windshield not shredding your eyes first.
you know what most people who don’t wear a seatbelt think as they are ejected from their vehicle? “I wish I had wore my seatbelt.” at least that’s what the ones that survive say.
wear a fucking seatbelt. if not for you, for the EMTs that will inevitably be require to have fever dreams about your gelatinous corpse for the rest of their lives if you don’t.
Eh. I don’t go through life trying to prevent others from seeing my mangled body in the extreme and unlikely event that it happens that way.
I know EMTs. They tell me stories gorier than my mangled body all the time. They’re pretty desensitized to it all. Probably shouldn’t do the job if you can’t be.
But yeah, I would, theoretically, feel bad about making them clean my goop up. But that’s also someone’s literal job that they get paid for. Cleaning up human goop.
Bruh. You sounding like a complete cunt. Not that you care though, do carry on please…
then do us a favor and go goop yourself.