Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.
Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.


Yeah, I have no strong opinions about receiving blowjobs. I’ve always preferred eating pussy, to be honest. I could eat box for days.
I think it’s an abundance/novelty thing.
I love eating pussy. Could do for hours. Wife doesn’t really care that much. She has it on tap if she wants.
She doesn’t generally offer oral. So it’s a treat for me and is probably enhanced because of that.
If I only got oral, and sex was the rare one. I’d probably yearn for sex instead.