I do. Happened a couple of months after moving in with my boyfriend. We were both still getting used to our new bed or at least, I was. It still wasn’t “mapped” in my brain.
We were getting frisky one day and we decided to have some fun. We were making out and he was slowly inching me towards the edge of the bed. I was facing him, kissing him, not looking at the bed. As soon as he thought I was close enough to the bed, he grabbed me and basically lovingly threw me on the bed…
…except that I wasn’t close enough 😂. My tailbone and the hard, wooden bed frame made contact…and I was in a lot of pain.
I didn’t hear any cracks, which was good, but it hurt like hell. He took me to the hospital where a young male doctor saw me. He asked me to explain what had happened, so I said, beet red and with embarrassment written all over my face:
Me: “I…h-hit my butt on the w-wooden bed frame…” (blushes and hides face in hands)
Him: “You…hit your…butt? On the bed frame?”
And he looked at me with this expression…it was a mix of “Are you crazy?” while also trying to stop himself from laughing, holding on for dear life trying to stay professional. Looking back now, it was fucking hilarious 😂. I ended up getting an X-ray of my pelvis and I was just fine. But damn was I pissed at my bf for a while, for putting me through that 🤣

Another one I have is shorter and probably not as amusing, but here goes. We were visiting Prague together, staying at one of my bf’s friend’s. His apartment had a shower. Magical, cause we only have a bathtub and it sucks ass.
Anyway, sometime during the evening, we decided to have some fun, and of course we wanted to take advantage of the spacious, comfortable shower instead of our cramped, small bathtub. So we get in, he’s behind me and we start going at it. Both of my hands are on the wet wall, which did not offer much in the way of support. This position, combined with my bf’s enthusiastic thrusts and also all of the wet and slippery surfaces soon caused me to lose balance…which would have probably been fatal in that situation.
Naturally, I got a massive adrenaline rush and quickly grabbed onto the faucet for support, to stop myself from falling. However, with that jolt of adrenaline came lots of tension…and with my bf still inside of me, I squeezed him HARD. He almost cried out, from surprise and also the sudden, hard, unrelenting SQUEEZE.
We had to stop after that, because I didn’t want to risk falling again and my bf wasn’t in the mood anymore. He later told me that I “Almost bit his dick off”, which is a funny way to put it 😂. We both had a laugh about it later, but in the moment, he was NOT pleased lol

I’m interested in hearing your experiences tho. Please share what you feel comfortable with ❤️

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    I have a specifically not NSFW one, but it feels relevant anyway. My wife was about to get ready for work, and while I can’t remember exactly what lead to it, there was some kind of “betcha can’t catch me” chase from the kitchen to the bedroom that was not sexual in nature, that’s just where her work clothes were. Well, to punctuate her victory she leaps onto the bed for a diving finish, including a rotation so she’d come down on her back like a high-jump. Majestic.

    Well, it would have been, if she’d not overshot a bit and smashed the back of her head off the edge of the headboard… Hard.

    We go to the hospital because she’s got a concussion, and when they ask how this happened, and you answer that she whacked her head really hard against a headboard, it opens up a whole new category of questions! The kind that involve me being asked to leave the room so we could answer the questions separately, just in case she had a different answer when I’m not present in the room with her… 😅

    The concussion was bad enough she needed a bunch of time off work, so naturally friends and family are concerned and have questions! Questions like “oh wow, that sounds pretty bad, how did it happen?”. And, like, it’s pretty hard to give an answer of “she banged her head really hard on the headboard with me before work” without people getting really squinty and blushy 😛

    So it’s not sexual! Honest! It just really really sounds like it…