• pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    “God, am I secretely a snail brain wrapped in a pastrami encasing?”

    “You’re absolutely right!”

    • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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      2 months ago

      I’m feeling extremely depressed. Do you know any ways I could improve my situation?

      Shakes phone

      Ask again later.