President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon to change the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” his latest escalation as he engages in a tense trade war with Canada.
“‘Lake of America’ was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time,” Trump said from the Oval Office. “We have a gulf and we have a lake. Now, all we need is an ocean. So, maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both.”
Surrounded by large maps of the Great Lakes, Trump said the name change was “effective immediately,” and that his staff had “filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else.” A White House aide claimed the lake “has most of its volume in the United States” and that the “deepest parts” are in US territory.
Oh for fuck’s just sign an executive order to require everyone to call Trump the president with the biggest dick and let us be done with your phallus complex already. He is literally what happens when someone like Edward Tiny Balls Coristine becomes president; a double agent in every aspect, tons of self proclaimed sexual prowess and a phallic size complex.
Acronym to remember the Great Lakes used to be -
Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior: HOMES
Now with Trump it’s -
Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie: SHAME
He gets a lot done between diaper changes
The United States has already failed. At this point it’s just waiting for a foreign adversary to push it over.
So instead of remembering the Great Lakes by HOMES, we’ll use SHAME. Fitting.
You know, this really isn’t fair to the other 160,000 lakes in the USA. Surely they all deserve to be known as “Lake America.”
“Senile old pedophile tries to rename stuff but nobody cares”
Unfortunately lots of sycophants will bend the knee and obey in advance.
Senile old person tries to rename a lake after his failure at a trade deal with longtime ally in a failed attempt at a win for his repeated failure at a war he started
“I can’t accomplish anything of substance so I’ll make idiotic stunts and hope my deluded supporters eat it up in Nov.”
Canada renames it sewage treatment plants to “Trump Ponds”
USA is a joke!
What a deplorably designed country that one person can do all this wasteful stuff. Way more wasted by this party than the fraud they like to point out in some places, and no peep on where it’s actually worse. It’s one part of the low-level thinking that high-control groups enforce, to keep people from asking questions and finding the evidence. For example that all the other rich countries pay much less for healthcare with better outcomes, get better worker benefits and satisfaction and all that makes healthier people than the usa system. It shows that they don’t want that for everyone, just them and theirs, the selfish tradition is strong!
It’s Lake Ontario, Gulf of Mexico.
Can we just have one day without deplorable yank news?
I live here and I need it more than you.
Give it a few years. Our news is as bipolar as it gets. It will be positive eventually.
If you want no yank news at all… Well I have some bad news if you speak English and love on earth.
He’s such a child.
Such a pathetic Trumper Tantrum.
