FENTANYL!

collapses

Macross superior, Robotech inferior

/vocoder

Transformer noises

Holy crap, you’re right. It looks exactly like Paul Scheer.

I AM ENAMORED OF AMPLE POSTERIORS.

FURTHERMORE, I FIND MYSELF UNABLE TO UTTER FALSEHOODS.

I’m a firm believer in sending all bigots “back where they came from.”

“We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing”

adds another to the “what’s this gif?” pile

I’m just glad I don’t drink milk. Because if I leaned nothing else from Tiny Toons, it’s that it would still be shooting out of my nose even though I laughed two minutes ago.

I was thinking “carbonite” myself.

Mildly spicy paste?

Which is why you’ve chosen to be a kbinite.

I’m not falling for that one again, Mr. Disney Documentarian.

Lord Vetinari, from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld

Also describes Evangelion

it would be amazing if the god of that religion would occasionally pop onto the planet and remind everybody that they exist, maybe give us the bread and circuses show to catch us back up, maybe throw out a couple of worldwide hey I forgive everybody’s and then pop back off just to remind us.

A thousand years without a reappearance of the God of all gods is a long time to keep the torch burning.

https://slrpnk.net/comment/9243887

A dramatization, if you will.

Muy suavamente

I appreciate all of the discourse. But I would like to clarify that the OP clearly states that one’s Smash main is how they are in the sheets. As someone who does not play Smash, that means I do not exist in the sheets. Whatever the proper terminology is, fair is fair, and I accept my fate.

…

…just as long as everyone knows that IRL I have lots and lots of sex _sometimes. With actual people. Sometimes more than one. This is all very true and I totally would not lie on the internet.