I’m not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain’t that a false idol?It is literally taking the Lord’s name in vanity.
Oops, it’s all Satan
Tbf, that may be a step up from what’s actually happening.
Dear Jesus,
when you return, which Christian pastors and politicians will you smite?
Okay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?
I am looking forward to the Shin Megami Tensei version of this.

I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!
*wrists
The hand would fail holding up.
What a terrible day to be literate
But can I chat with Good Shepherd Jesus, the young Dionysian, boyish, beardless, short-haired Jesus of women and lepers? (Contrast the bearded, long-haired, often blue-eyed imperial, Apollonian and sometimes white-supremacist Jesus of kings and churches)
(Jesus’ looks and depictions was a recent topic of Dan McClellan.)
Knocking out money changers in the temple Jesus, flipping over tables Jesus.
I picture my Jesus with one of them tuxedo t shirts. It says he’s kind of formal but he’s here to party.
in before it asks a kid to send nudes
Isn’t this like a false prophet or whatever
Yes. Yes it is.
Some one should ask it… “since you only got chromosomes from Marry, and assuming she wasn’t intersex, does that make you trans?”
https://m.twitch.tv/ask_jesus was quite popular a while back.
Hey Jesus, show me a seahorse emoji
No it doesn’t, it let’s you talk to an LLM that is configured to give responses like imaginary beings would.
Didn’t the pope already say it was sacrilegious to do this?
All the AIs are trained on public domain texts like the bible, just prompt your favorite AI to take on the role.
But there are issues of perspective even within the bible, like who are the reliable narrators? Who was pushing an obvious agenda or how was the text changed in the ensuing millennia? AI is not a biblical scholar, that’s a whole different, more complex concept.
People will just use this as confirmation bias of whatever they want to believe about the bible.
Querying the bible, including Caananite sources for which everything before Moses is based on, you get to conclude the Moses was a Hasbara piece of shit warmonger who invented everything to split from Caananite traditions. New Testament/Jesus only makes sense if he is being politically polite/correct in addressing Jews about what a piece of shit Moses was. Religion based on the bible is still first and foremost, power for the religious body that can be maximized through alliance with Kings/politicians. Take people’s souls to sell them for the most demonic purposes is the profit of religion.
AI is good a biblical/period history research. Pastors are good at telling you the most important part of the bible is how to support Israel supremacy to bring about Armaggedon/rapture as “your” reward.
A lot of Christians think the pope is a Satanist
People will just use this as confirmation bias of whatever they want to believe about the bible.
Methinks this is the point, create silo’d echo chambers that are tailored to the individual’s biases. They can’t possibly keep up with all the different denominations and their particular spin on interpreting the bible, nor do they care to. AI, though, can hallucinate any confirmation desired and be convincing while doing it.
At what point does it stop being a religious thing anymore?






