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cm0002@no.lastname.nz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 个月前

When the clopping of the death horse nears

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When the clopping of the death horse nears

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cm0002@no.lastname.nz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 个月前
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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    Comfort Horse: SHOW ME TO THE DOOMED ONE.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Imagine Peyo deciding to drop a 20 lb load as he’s visiting you in your final hours

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      I think I’d die there and then

    • gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world
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      “Well, I’m not cleaning that up.”

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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      I would be honored.

  • Bonus@sh.itjust.works
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    Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

  • Nefara@lemmy.world
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    Genuinely surprised it’s real https://www.truthorfiction.com/peyo-horse-hospital/

    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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      Horspital.

    • LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh the video on that article was beautiful!

  • mrsemi@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • cm0002@no.lastname.nzOP
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      Internet poisoned brain

      Sir, that’s called brain rot now

      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        Sir, that is specially cultivated blue rot from the vafflium blumidi bacteria stains, it gives the brain special properties that only the most noble of us internet scholars & memes connoisseurs can fully appreciate.

        • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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          Don’t even have to click that to know what you’ve done

          • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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            It’s in my brainhole!!!

            It makes for a cleaner connection with hypha when I dial up to the mycelium network.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      Jup, this is where my brainhole went first too - what joke to post, like: a terminal gooner that overdosed on r/clopclop granted a swift death

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    Ask not for whom the Horse clops, it clops for thee.

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    Sweet Lady Death, I can hear her hooves!

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Thought it was gonna say “The horse chooses which patient will die next” and honestly, good luck arguing with that absolute unit of a horse

    • Zapados@sh.itjust.works
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      LOL what kinda dark horse does that?.

  • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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    Holy Terminal Horse Neck, Batman!

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      Yeah the picture being taken from that angle, makes me see how medieval painters saw horses.

  • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world
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    There’s a horse in the hospital…

  • Im_old@lemmy.world
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    They should have named it Binky

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    This one will do.

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    I would be sad if I hear the clops and it didn’t visit me. Should use stealth clops.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Idk, it would still feel comforting.
    I don’t just get to blink out (which is already a plus), but I get to go with a horsey too? Nice.

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    I’m guessing he doesn’t enter through the door in the picture.

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      He is less than 8 ft tall and three ft across (normal door dimensions?) at the withers so I think he would fit through the door

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