• yemmly@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Simple really:

    1. A talking snake with legs convinced Eve, who was made from a rib, to eat a fruit that made her realize she was naked.
    2. ???
    3. Jesus had to be born of a woman, obviously.
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        4 months ago

        The story goes that after the snake convinced Eve to eat the fruit, God cursed the snake and said that part of the snakes curse was that “on your belly you will go” which leads one to believe that before it must not have been on it’s belly… Moral of the story: If an animal crosses God, it’s gonna loose it’s legs. Would have been funny if it was an Elephant instead of a Snake…