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bratorange@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 21 hours ago
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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    You if bugs didn’t exist:

    (Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce.)

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      FTFT:

      Me if all bugs went on vacation one week in summer.

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      Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce

      Even mosquitoes? Please tell me we can live without them.

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        You dislike mosquitos all you want. Some species rely on them. There’s always something. They exist for a reason.

        Alternatively you can just install screen doors, wear long sleeves, and use mosquito repellent.

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        Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don’t make flowers so grasses atleast probably don’t rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I’m not a grass-ologist.

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    imagine if you could remove bugs from existence and anything that relies on them for food or reproduction such as birds and plants develops alternatives for it.

    what a nice place earth would be

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      But bugs are awesome so no thanks 😎 👍

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        getting rid of mosquitos alone would save a million people every other year 🥀

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        Bugs are bioengineering masterpieces.

        The most recent Zefrank video is a great example of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spuO7OpS6zw

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    Ecosystem collapse

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    I feel itchy just from looking at this

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    No bugs to cuddle up with? Try snakes!

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    Me if loratadine didn’t exist.

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      Damn that antihistamine, preventing good hardworking people from being able to enjoy laying in the grass!!1 <shakes fist>

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    bugs won’t exist if you can just do it right the first time

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    white people do be invasive, she could’ve said “me if bugs didn’t crawl on me” or something like that, but no, straight up aiming for the nonexistence of an important family of animals

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      Racist people be like…

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        White people are the most oppressed group change my mind 🤓

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        Krakkker Krakkker Krakkker Krakkker

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