I do not apologize for the heart attack the title may or may not have induced

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Actually they often are intentionally silly:

    “Happy birthday from the cat! I put a dead mouse on your pillow and a hairball in your shoe! Have a day full of fun surprises!”

    “Merry Christmas from the dog! I was going to bring you some mistletoe but I accidentally ate it. So I barfed it up on the carpet. Might eat it again later.”