One of my favorite things is when my son tells me something he heard that was clearly a ridiculous lie and that annoyed him, and I reply with “stop the cap” in agreement with him.
The conflicting expressions on his face of both validation that I’m agreeing with him and cringe that in using that phrase are wonderful.
One of my favorite things is when my son tells me something he heard that was clearly a ridiculous lie and that annoyed him, and I reply with “stop the cap” in agreement with him.
The conflicting expressions on his face of both validation that I’m agreeing with him and cringe that in using that phrase are wonderful.
That’s so fetch!
Fetch totally should have happened.
What’s that even supposed to mean
“that’s a lie”
“stop lying” would be more accurate
jesus christ
“Fuckin kids. I don’t know what they’re saying either” - Jesus probably
That’s Jason Bourne!