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      The more timid subspecies of the feared diarrhea-jet-superpropulsion fairy.

      Some say a mere glance of this fairy can have you leave orbit!

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          Weaponisation of fecal fairies can lead to aftermaths of unprecedented destruction on all sides leaving the whole plane of existence a shitty mess.

          But, in the interest of exactness, yes, you can def do that, just ask directly. Usually the convo would go something like “Hey, can you pay a special visit to that guy?” - “Why?” - “Why not?” - “Good point, I’m on it!”