The original punk

Videographer that accidentally mixed his genetic juice with the copulating couple

Would it be soup or broth? Soup typically has something besides liquid to it afaik

Vegetation. It’s right there in the root lol you’re 100% correct with people not getting how words work

Best I can offer is binders full of women.

Can an insurance company get insurance in case it ever has to pay out? Cause I foresee a lot of payouts unless your insurance comes with force fields

The second one of these cars cause a fatal collision due to wanton disregard of the law on part of the CEO, he should be held criminally liable.

What happened the 3rd week of April? Fedora got a massive spike there. The other one has a small bump at that time as well

definitely 9, but rari = camry

You haven’t lived until you shoot ice water at your brown eye

securely sync between Android <-> PC

Syncthing does the job pretty great for me. Local sync, rather than cloud. As long as your network is secure, you’re good

Why is no government the worst outcome? Why are you against self governance?

I don’t even wanna do 30 a week. That’s over a full day of time i could use for myself if i didn’t need fucking money so badly. Those 60-80 willingly people are fucking nutso

And also when you can’t afford it. Don’t do heroin, kids.

Bats are not blind.

But they may as well be. So many midair collisions cause they’re absolutely bonkers flyers

Why is this such a common thing!? Who were these woods porn fairies? Mine was just a few ripped pages me and a friend found while digging randomly in the woods as kids, but still - boobs.

Said like someone that only looks at the “sponsored” results and thinks search doesn’t work. Exercise that scroll finger some more

Did anyone try to fake sneezing after that was known?

Toss into the nearest sewer opening