So apparently it can be both Grandma and baby, and I have no idea why. I did double check, though.

Given their recent financial woes, Tupperware should just get into the dildo business. Can even make them microwave friendly for… some reason.

To get the kids to bed and start up a video game. That’s all. That’s all it takes for me now a days.

In your honor I’ll use the term Smoochy Pit to refer to something lewd. At least then at least you’ll have your very own term named after you! Any suggestions on what it should mean?

From what reporting I’ve heard, it’s an informal poll. If I had to guess, probably some google form that was emailed out to members. Given the leadership of the union spoke at RNC and praised Trump, I wouldn’t read too much into it.

That said, still very possible uneducated, mostly male members support Trump for personal reasons, and honestly I don’t know how much that should matter. The endorsement actually should reflect whatever candidate has the unions interest in mind, which is why most other unions are supporting the obvious, pro-union candidate.

Ya know, given recent events, certain people have made me aware that I often say shalom, call my baby daughter “bubby” and use other words like “schlep” and “schvitzing,” as though Yiddish was evil. They are, of course, assholes.

Natural, I’ll continue to use those words because I was raised on Mel Brooks movies, especially Men in Tights, which is a goddamn classic.

Talk about an echo chamber, haha

This belongs in a toilet. In a good way.

No, it really doesn’t mean anything tbh. It’s like saying my writing is Badger Badger.

O - Ordinary and tired plotlines.
H - Hardly any variety in vocabulary.
I - Isn’t your best effort .
O - Offensive to anyone with any sense of taste.

I knew I didn’t imagine that! Reminds me of when my ex-advisor in a grad program brought up fried chicken during a rant while arguing with a black student about something completely unrelated.

It was… crazy. I have no idea why such a stupid ass stereotype seems to exist in so many people’s subconscious, just ready to expose them as an asshole.

Solid point!

This is why you don’t order pagers off Wish.

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Wait. Did he just add the fried chicken to the reference? Loomers was just curry, wasn’t it? Wtf JD

Fr fr no cap.

Unfortunately, it ended up being “Shame” on Tuesdays puzzle. Good news is, anyone can submit a crossword (and earn a smooth 500 dollars), so by all means make this a reality.

Didn’t know she was born into it, that is especially difficult. Thanks for the info, though.

Hmmm, is she still a scientologist? Seems like a weird choice if she is, although a cult is a cult and that one is brutally hard to get out of. I think I can forgive people who sided with Masterson initially if their cult told them to (maybe not at much post-conviction) but I think it’s problematic having anyone like that as the front to LP because of the suicide.

That said, if she renounced the cult at part of this gig (and ideally Masterson too) I think I’d be ok with her. I think what LP is trying to do is ultimately as good thing, especially since they’re not trying to find someone exactly like Chester.

When I think “AI will end humanity” I was thinking a sort of Skynet type deal, not… this. Sigh.