Why would someone comment about how black he is? He’s white

coomer.su? or what

Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s

Remember Snapchat had the cool feature of showing you “today, X years ago”?
Why did they fuck that up and you get random collages now. It was such a great feature that they have now ruined

I’d prefer not to specify where exactly I live but you’re close

It would take me 3 hours to get to work on a bike, and 3 hours home. I’d love to be able to do it, but Vancouver is expensive and I don’t want to waste my free time biking in 30° weather