

I have it on good authority that he popped like a balloon!


I have it on good authority that he popped like a balloon!


Sam Altman is starting a new country, and I can’t come? I could deal with the first problem, but the other one is just excruciating


Pisstem of a Down


Me and who?


Awesome, now I can stop messing around with Optiscaler


That’s alright, I want it that way
It’s basically just, he mispronounces “me” as “may” at the end of the chorus, so the meme is “It’s Gonna Be May”
This guy gets it


Discharge
Who is she?


Tbf, I don’t think there’s any record of even historical Jesus to have shat himself, so that is an “opposite,” in a way.


Yeah, surprisingly enough, rubbing alcohol makes a great degreaser, it’s also good for like, when you take a sticker or a label off of something, and it leaves a residue behind? That stuff, rubbing alcohol takes it right off.
Personal anecdote, one of my buddies in college had the misfortune of “being the first guy to fall asleep at the party” so of course we drew a bunch of dicks and stuff on his face. The only thing we could find to clean it off the next day was a bottle of 90% isopropyl, and a little bit got into his eye, he got so mad that he punched a hole in his bathroom wall.


Ardour


Just make sure it knows how to find and harvest fuel on it’s own, it can be so pesky when you run out of hot water!
I figured you’d want some fabric in those sensitive areas
This is the most relatable one yet


Must be an Albany thing


They’re great for tearing the shingles off of a roof!
Slow transition into Rude Boy