Hell ya dude. That sports group scores points WAY better than the second organization you mentioned. Whenever they compete, I loudly encourage those ones to accrue points just as you surely do. Teams, am I right?

He leads others to a treasure he cannot possess.

They’re still looking into it. There is currently some debate about some ‘hanging Cheetos’ and they’re going to ask Mom and Dad to clarify some wording.

They can only do that for about half of one body length though. It’s not really a run, so much as a spring forward to surprise something with their murder mouth, and then pull it back into the water.

S Tier: American Sign Language

Andes Mints > Thin Mints. Fight me.

Just because you’re a supernatural personification of pain and punishment and Nicolas Cage doesn’t mean you have to neglect your skin. Treat yourself.

That’s actually a form of puss comprised mostly of white blood cells and would be indicative of a pretty ripping bacterial infection.

But women get boobs that they can touch literally whenever they want to, so they win anyway. Also, who can do better? It’s not actually clear from the context.

Technically, it would be ‘vaginal fluid’ or ‘vaginal excretion’

This picture deserves a Pulitzer.

I don’t know that I’d call those “pants” any more than I’d call a fishnet top a “shirt”, or a padlocked collar a “necklace”. They’re kinda more BDSM accessories to me, but if you’d wear that stuff to lunch at Applebee’s, then perhaps. To Walmart obviously, but not Applebee’s!

You don’t traditionally wear pants while doing BDSM.

Ya, but you just know that he pronounced ‘futile’ with a silent “I” sound, instead of ī like you’re supposed to.

My cousin signed up for a YouTube Premium trial, then, not 4 months later, BOOM! Testicular cancer.

That’s what I’d do, but it seemed too obvious.

Doing the sex?

I could eat bechamel with a spoon like it was yogurt. How do you make it garlic?

What’s in a vegan shake? Never even considered it for a vegan conversion.

No. It was his Johnson.