Hi :)

I’m Stiffy, but irl I go by Stiff. I am gay, and non-binary. I enjoy connecting with people online, and I am so lucky to have found Lemmy.World! I also enjoy watching videos of potato fairies, aka desert rain frogs. I also like dogs, birds, cats, and really any animal.

Don’t be shy to contact me to ask about anything n_n

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Cake day: December 3rd, 2025
  • Stiffy@lemmy.worldtoGreentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon meets the headmaster
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    2 days ago

    if you want more funny Dumbledore, watch chanwills0!!!

    Dumbledore: hey guys i gotta tell yall that the forbidden forest is like out of bounds because apparently it having the name the FORBIDDEN forest isn’t enough for yall dumbasses. except if youre being a bad bitch and we have to discipline yall caus apperently fudge dont care if one of you die and its not in the ministry guidlines to not harm you but I cant let filch whip you or hang you from the ankles on the celing for some reason idk. ok bedtime chop chop

    also Dumbledore: oh so potter malfoy and weasley were misbehaving were they oh ok lets just send them into the forbidden forest where theres drug dealers and rapist centaurs and handjob spiders unsupervised and unarmed. have fun out there. ok bedtime chop chop

  • Stiffy@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•The news is sugarcoating how revolting the Epstein files are
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    2 days ago

    The minimization is CRAZY. Like people are saying “Oh, no, he didn’t rape the kid he just had sex with her.” Like the child CONSENTED to it. Sex, by definition, is engaging in sexual pleasure with both persons consent.

    Our country that was fought for by thousands of soldiers, many whom died for this land, so we could have freedom and a break away from the king of Britain. He was a dictator, and now we are in the company of one such other dictator. A rat, who gained entry only by his father’s money and influence. Who used that influence and abused it, who corrupted young minds and brainwashed people to believe that he was doing good.

    That he was making America great again.

    When the only thing he did for us was give us empty promises, and shoved us down the path of an emptier future.