Raw tomatoes. I was eating them in kindergarten when I overheard a teacher describe the explosive diarrhea a kid had that day in graphic detail. Took me 20 years to shake that mental association out of my head.

I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said “we’ll just chip away at it”.

I’m guessing this meeting went along those lines.

More like the room keeps spinning

I’ll remember this next time some hack conspiracy theorist claims that academics try to suppress them. Ol’ Ted tried to blow up universities and he’s still getting cited. Science doesn’t hold grudges lol

Awesome, I’ve been looking forward to this! I warmed up to short-form videos, but still refuse to use TikTok and could use an alternative to YouTube Shorts.

Mark Anderson

Mr. Anderson

I’m not sure this works because you don’t chew nicotine gum like regular gum. I think you release the nicotine by chewing, so you munch on it a few times and then let it sit for a while.

I tried them but I couldn’t make them work. This start-stop chewing drove me nuts, and whenever I didn’t pay attention, I chewed on it too much and got woozy. I ended up going cold turkey with a shitton of regular gum.

“Gently introduce them to the misery of existence” is one hell of a way of putting it lol

Sounds awesome, thanks! I’ll give it a shot!

I actually was on a date kick at the end of last year, making those fake Snickers snacks, date nut rolls, and putting them into oatmeals and smoothies instead of sweeteners. If anyone has more recommendations, please share, dates rock.

“Too hot for reddit” is a pretty good tagline though!

Love me some cruelty free, fair trade, free range porn.

They say “jump”, Blazin’ Bev says “how high”.

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I disagree. GenAI at least gives you a recipe that might work, and not the author’s life story, the dish’s convoluted origin story and a half-hearted list of ingredients buried under an avalanche of bullshit missing the fucking measurements. Those were around well before AI.

I miss the times when shit was readable and I didn’t have to screenshot instructions off of TikTok recipes.

Glup Shitto mentioned, let’s goooo

Same! I like mayo, but I’d love to give this a try.

I’m so sorry, but it is relevant:

Are you aware of the original version of this meme?