Don’t forget that they claimed hurricane helene was manufactured by the dems and sent to the states it went through for the sole purpose of killing Republicans ahead of the election.

I really wish I was making that one up…

If we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.

In his first campaign it was said that the only book he kept and actually read was the English translation of Hitlers speeches. He has never really shied away from his adoration of the mustache man.

We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?

As much as I don’t like him, he was supposedly donating starlink equipment to help with connectivity in the area. I’m sure it comes with a host of caveats and gotchas but it’s something at least

Add in that as a teacher she likely has student loans to pay on… At least until she can get through the system and get on the public service repayment option. I think they were trying to improve it but last time I tried to get on it the system was less than ideal to work with

And that was the 4th grade question 🤣

Except that idea was completely undone by Malcolm in the Middle… The Simpsons just didn’t do it right.