In Oklahoma, the order is actually randomized. Different districts will have the candidates in different orders.

Keep an eye on those orange mushrooms growing on that tree. They could be Chicken of the Woods.

That’s definitely the clock next to the library on University of Oklahoma’s campus.

During my adolescence, MTV played music videos. Although they had started “Real World” and “Road Rules.”

A weirdo on the social media site formerly known as Twitter. He’s not allowed on TV anymore.

Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?

“I think often times the judicial division gets kind of the label of it’s safe because we’re serving papers. There’s nothing safe about judicial. You are dealing with people’s emotions each and every day,” explained Sheriff Johnson III.

The sheriff seems to care more about the safety of his deputies than the morality of dragging elderly people out of their home.

He does acknowledge that they are ousting someone from their home. But it is only brought up to reinforce the statement about safety.

“You’re taking someone’s home away. That’s their last stand like that. I can tell you the first time I bought my first piece of property, how proud I was to be a homeowner. That is the American dream. And you’re taking that away from somebody. You talk about a world of emotion. [I’m] extremely proud of our deputies because we really go above and beyond to try to help our citizens along the way.”